Shaq/Kobe vs. Arnold
Shaq/Kobe vs. Arnold
Arnold: You two girlie men want to take on Arnold? You need to say no to
cake and pie before you can challenge my perfectly pumped up manliness. With
your flabby muscles, you don't stand a chance.
Shaq: Kobe, let me handle it.
Kobe: NO! Give me the gun! I'll take him down.
Arnold: Arnold doesn't need no gun. I can pulverize both of you with my
pumped up pinkie finger. Cower before my fearsome manliness!
Shaq: Kobe, get your own gun and stay out of this! Stop trying hog up all
the Entertainment Tonight highlights! I'm taking him down now!
Kobe: I thought you were Kazaam! Give me the gun and use your genie powers
to stop him!
Arnold: When you two finish deciding which one of you is going to die first,
let me know. I'm going to go pump some muscles. I'll be back.
Kobe: Look what you did, he's getting away.
Shaq: Wonderboy, you take my Shaq-mobile. Superman is taking to the skies!
Kobe: I thought you were Steel.
Shaq: Who?
Kobe: Steel, don't you remember your own movies?
Shaq: Never heard of it. Besides not only is Supeman THE man of Steel but
Superman would also kick Steel's ass! Up, up and away!