Dr. Evil
Dr. Evil: Gentlemen, I have a plan. It's called blackmail. We all know that Patrick Ewing is a very wealthy man. Either he pays us an exorbitant amount of money or we expose to the world his sexual encounters in the Gold Club Scandal! Number Two: Um, Dr. Evil, everyone knows about this already. Patrick Ewing has already admitted it. Dr. Evil: People you have to tell me these things. I've been frozen since the Knicks last won a championship. Ok, no problem. Here's my second plan. We all know that the Lakers can't win a championship without Shaq and Kobe getting along. So we make it appear that there's a rift between them therefore helping to rip their team apart unless Jerry Buss pays us a hefty ransom! Number Two: Um, that's already happened. Dr. Evil: Riiiiight. Oh hell, let's just kidnap Jerry Buss and replace him with a clone and then use him to force Jerry West out unless he pays our price! Number Two: Um, that also already happened. Dr. Evil: Well is there anyone else we can kidnap? Number Two: What about Mark Cuban? Dr. Evil: Great, we'll hold him hostage unless the world agrees to pay us...... ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Number Two: Don't you think we should ask for more than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't worth much these days. Dr. Evil: Alright then........ FIVE MILLION DOLLARS! Number Two: Um, Mark Cuban sold Broadcast.com alone for more than 5 billion. Dr. Evil: Oh really? Ok then.......ONE-HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!
