Crouching Laker, Hidden Defense
Crouching Laker, Hidden Defense
And now to present the nominees for worst defense of the league award.......
Glen Rice and AC Green!
AC: You know Glen, it's only typical we present this award. Afterall, both
of us were abused constantly on defense.
Glen: That's true. Other players made us look like aging 37 year old
players.
AC: But Glen, I AM 37 years old. What's your excuse?
Glen: Er, my wife distracted me? Well anyways, and now the nominees for
worst defense of the league!
The Washington Wizards.
The Golden State Warriors.
The Los Angeles Lakers.
The Denver Nuggets.
Envelope please..... and the winner goes to........... the Los Angeles
Lakers!!!!
Phil Jackson hugs his entire coaching staff, then goes up to receive his
award.
"First off, I want to thank Shaq for not "guarding the yard". I also want to
thank Kobe for letting guard after guard light him up for 40+ points and
also for encouraging the daddy not to play defense. Thanks to Mike Penberthy
for being the worst defender in the league and for being Stoudamire's bitch!
You see, dreams do come true. You too can be a UPS handler turned into an
NBA player's personal bitch! Also special thanks goes out to Glen Rice and
AC Green. Your poor defense last season inspired the rest of our team to
play equally as poor on defense as you guys did. Also thanks goes out to the
rest of the team for slacking off on defense and also to my entire coaching
staff and to Jeanie Buss for distracting me from doing my job. We couldn't
have done it without you guys! Thank you!"