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THE HISTORY OF EGGBERT
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Jesus.  He really does suck, doesn't he?  Gawd almighty...
Well, he still sucks.  A lot.
One day, some time ago, an employee at a swedish company named 'Epsitec' got drunk, or high, or something and decided to code a low budget game about a yellow egg, called 'Blupi' for no good reason.  It went on to score 4 per cent in PC Gamer, and the wise ones at Epsitec thought, "Let's make some sequels!"  So they did, they were all retarded, they all lost their jobs and Epsitec was about to go out of business, but JUST before they filed for bankruptcy, some intrepid young men, namely Stu and Cai, bought out the company, renamed it SACSOFT and produced more crappy games of crapness.  Eggbert then went on to star in three major movies and a TV show, currently in its eleventh series.  A fourth movie and more games are in the pipeline, as Eggbert's career continues to expand and grow from strength to strength. 
Screw your religion  Worship this guy.