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First Name : fatty
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URL : undiscirnible reticulated lamaas
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Comments : does my bum look big in this?
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Do you think i am retarded? : i know i am
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Do you hate me already? : are you laughing at my rolls of gently rippling flab?
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...Do you love me...? : you are arent you?
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : i am what i am im proud of being a larger woman
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If you could be reincarnated as anything, what wou : anyway, men like cuddly women
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First Name : SANTA CRUZ
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URL :
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Comments :
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Do you think i am retarded? :
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Do you hate me already? :
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...Do you love me...? :
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Do you own any Eggbert games? :
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If you could be reincarnated as anything, what wou :
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First Name : Santa
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URL : www.:/.com
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Comments : hmm, what can i say.................funky site?
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Do you think i am retarded? : well, ur site aint really helping me think your not, so maybe.
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Do you hate me already? : nah, just dont like u.
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...Do you love me...? : course,
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : yea,
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If you could be reincarnated as anything, what wou : a bottle of mr.sheen polish, why?
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First Name : claire
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URL : nope Im too lazy
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Comments : Comments about the site? Well I havent read it yet as you made me sign the guest book first-youre so evil stu!
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Do you think i am retarded? : I dont think youre retarded stu!!!
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Do you hate me already? : I dont hate you, and I dont think I will unless you something horrible to me like burn dowm my house and kill my babies
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...Do you love me...? : I think youre great but no
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : do they exist?
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If you could be reincarnated as anything, what wou : I would be reincarnated back as the queen-what an easy life
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First Name : I WANT TO ADD 5 WORDS TO THE DICTIONARY INCLUDING DEPRIMUSED, BEMULDED AND DISCLUDED
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URL : .com.com
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Comments : I feel deprimused....!!!!
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Do you think i am retarded? : YES!
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Do you hate me already? : EXSTATICLY!
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...Do you love me...? : YES!
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : ... i did but then i fed it to my cat
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What do you think of Marrows? : ... I like food... if you can eat them i love them
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First Name :
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URL :
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Comments : I feel deprimused....!!!!
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Do you think i am retarded? : YES!
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Do you hate me already? : EXSTATICLY!
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...Do you love me...? : ...
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Do you own any Eggbert games? :
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What do you think of Marrows? :
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First Name : Pyro
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URL : www.iliketoburnstuff.com
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Comments : This site is crud, it cant be set on fire!
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Do you think i am retarded? : No, but if i did you would be burning right now!
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Do you hate me already? : Yes, because this site is non-flammabel!
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...Do you love me...? : I love FIRE!!!!!!
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : I used to, they are now a scorch mark on my floor!
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What do you think of Marrows? : They are flammabel, so i love them!
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First Name : Macbeth
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URL :
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Comments : So fair and foul a website I have not seen.
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Do you think i am retarded? : You do unbend your noble strength, to think so brainsickly of things
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Do you hate me already? : Stars hide your fires, let not light see my black and deep desires: The eye wink at the hand; yet that be which the eye fears, when it is done to see.
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...Do you love me...? : Your face, my Thane, is a book, where men may read strange matters: to beguile the time, look at the time, bear welcome in your eye, you hand, your tongue: look like th innocent flower, but b the surpent undert.
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : That will never be: who can impress the forest, bid the tree unfix his earth-bound root? Sweet bodements, good: Rebellions head, rise never till the wood of Birnam rise, and our high-placd Macbeth shall live the lease of Nature, pay his breath to time, an
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What do you think of Marrows? : With this, there grows, in my most ill-composd affection, such a stanchless avarice, that, were I king, I should cut off the nobles for their lands; Desire his jewels, and this others house: and my more-having would have be as a sauce To make me hunger mo
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First Name : Trouty Haddock McFish
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URL : http://www.fishownseggbert.com
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Comments : Eggbert looks like a nice snack for a fish... are there fish in speedy eggbert.. i like fish... especially haddocks, fishs, and trouts. Id like to add that i am a fish.
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Do you think i am retarded? : You think eggs are better than fish huh?!?!? HUH?!?!?! WHY ISNT THIS PAGE ABOUT FISH?!?! (so yes)
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Do you hate me already? : DID YOU EVEN MENTION FISH ON THIS PAGE?!?!? (so yes)
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...Do you love me...? : ARE YOU GOING TO MENTION FISH?!?! good :) (so yes)
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : I have Speeny Fishbert........ does that count?
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What do you think of Marrows? : If u mean rotton decomposed marrow turned into weed eaten by fish, that i like it. If not, its useless.
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First Name : a small rock
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URL : how many rocks which you know have their own websites? (apart from maybe everest, k2, mt rushmore, that thing in asutralia, and maybe a few more...)
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Comments : im a rock, i cant talk. how am i ment to comment on life?
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Do you think i am retarded? : rocks cant think
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Do you hate me already? : rocks have no emotions
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...Do you love me...? : yes
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : who dosent?
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What do you think of Marrows? : they look a *bit* like a rock i guess...
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First Name : Felix the cat
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URL : www.iamgod.com
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Comments : i am god. its as simple as that. I am the almighty ruler of the universe. mad_hair60 is the second coming of the great prophet eggbert, whom you must ALL WORSHIP!!! say: BO-NEAH !**NOW!!!***
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Do you think i am retarded? : never . insult . the . prophet . or . thou . shat . be . smoten
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Do you hate me already? : commandments of Bo # 817: never hate the second coming of the prophet
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...Do you love me...? : commandments of Bo # 1247: always love the second coming of the prophet OR FEEL MY WRATH!!!
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : do i own any eggbert games? DO I OWN ANY EGGBERT GAMES??? for frags sake, im GOD!!! (of course)
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What do you think of Marrows? : id prefer an aubergine (i dont CARE if i cant spell it: im god)
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First Name : Matt
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URL :
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Comments : I just wanted to say that YOU HAVE GOT 100 HITS ON YOUR WEB SITE. Well done, now you can get a life.
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Do you think i am retarded? : Ummm......now let me think.........YES...YES I DO!
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Do you hate me already? : Yep
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...Do you love me...? : You could have easily have had the question above this one and this question turned into one simlpe question eg. Do you love me or hate me? But you had to be an idiot and turn them into two questions! Damn you.
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : NO! NO I DONT! THANK GOD!
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What do you think of Marrows? : I prefer artichokes.
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First Name : rosie
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URL : ugh
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Comments : this space isnt big enough stu!!!
as i was saying before i was So rudely interupted, when i visit you, i will wash your ugly face with my saliva. PMT? moi???
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Do you think i am retarded? : im bored
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Do you hate me already? : im fragging bored
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...Do you love me...? : im pregnant with your child, but no.
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : ugh
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What do you think of Marrows? : i like to grow them
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First Name : rosie pose
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URL : i still dont know what this is
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Comments : im only signing this cos you forced me to stu. you really have anger management issues, but dont worry, ill come and visit you in the secure mental institution you will be living in when youve murdered chris and gnawed on his lanky body. but ill only be v
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Do you think i am retarded? : no...insane.
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Do you hate me already? : erm...isnt it obvious?
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...Do you love me...? : yes, deeply
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : jesus
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What do you think of Marrows? : sweet jesus
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First Name : Katey
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URL :
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Comments : Very funny site-i like the sacsoft part, it was very amusing. well done!
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Do you think i am retarded? : no
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Do you hate me already? : no
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...Do you love me...? : not in the way i think you want me to
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : no(im still not too sure what it is!)
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What do you think of Marrows? : theyre yukky, but i think you mean another typr of marrows?
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First Name : Harry Potter
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URL : Hogwarts
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Comments : Hogwarts is a great place
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Do you think i am retarded? : yes
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Do you hate me already? : yes
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...Do you love me...? : no i love Hermione
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : no
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What do you think of Marrows? : i hate them
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First Name : Bee O
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URL : Problem
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Comments : this was the greatest place for me to stink and love it. thank you so much mad_hair60 i love you man
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Do you think i am retarded? : Of course not
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Do you hate me already? : no i love you
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...Do you love me...? : ive said it allready
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : no but ive played them
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What do you think of Marrows? : they are yummy
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First Name : Charlton
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URL : www.charltonheston.com
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Comments : This is fantastic!
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Do you think i am retarded? : No!
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Do you hate me already? : Of course not!
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...Do you love me...? : Well, no...
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : Yes, three.
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What do you think of Marrows? : They suck!
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First Name : Nick
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URL :
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Comments : what a site!!!!!!
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Do you think i am retarded? : YES
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Do you hate me already? : YES
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...Do you love me...? : YES
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : no
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What do you think of Marrows? : the what now?
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First Name : Not Stu
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URL : www.oocities.org/mad_hair60
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Comments : This is the greatest site ever. It is so good, it defies the realms of fantasticism and breaks new ground. I have made it my homepage. I want to marry it.
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Do you think i am retarded? : No.
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Do you hate me already? : No.
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...Do you love me...? : YES! OH GOD YES!
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : All of them.
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How are you? : Fine, but whats important is that youre OK!
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First Name : dusty
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URL :
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Comments : speedy eggbert and/or stuarts site rocks!!!
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Do you think i am retarded? : the egg or the stu?
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Do you hate me already? : no
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...Do you love me...? : oh baby oh aby i want you i need you
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : noo.., i mean, yes, yes of course i do
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How are you? : just dandy
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First Name : Marrow
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URL : Marrow
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Comments : Marrow
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Do you think i am retarded? : Marrow
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Do you hate me already? : Marrow
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...Do you love me...? : Marrow
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : Marrow
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How are you? : Marrow
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First Name : Matt
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URL :
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Comments : Eggs are nothing, they should all be burnt. The greatist food of them all is the Marrow, ALL HAIL THE POWER OFF THE MIGHTY MARROW.
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Do you think i am retarded? : Yeah......probably
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Do you hate me already? : I hated you long before this (no offence)
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...Do you love me...? : *runs away*
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : Yes I did (DAMN), but I have erased my hard drive since then so no more Eggbert (YAY)
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How are you? : I am feeling a bit drunk but otherwise OK
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First Name : Katey
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URL : /
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Comments : Nice site, interesting, but if Im honest, I have no idea what Egbert is(except that its a computer game...). This is quite bright...
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Do you think i am retarded? : nope
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Do you hate me already? : nope
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...Do you love me...? : as a friend
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : hehe, nope
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How are you? : Im ok thanks, yourself?
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First Name : Rosie
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URL : whats that?
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Comments : speedy egbert is total shite! whay dont you do an SCR webpage instead?
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Do you think i am retarded? : nope
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Do you hate me already? : nah
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...Do you love me...? : in a platonic way, yes.
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Do you own any Eggbert games? : hell no.
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How are you? : fine thanks. how are you?
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First Name : Sam
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URL : I have none :(
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Comments : This site needs to burn =D
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Do you think i am retarded? : Yes
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Do you hate me already? : I hated you before ;)
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...Do you love me...? : muahahahahah...no :p
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Do you own any Blupi games? : thankfully not
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How are you? : im ok....*looks around* what you planning?
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First Name : Cai
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URL : see
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Comments : im so bored i have to keep signing this geust book over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over a
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Do you think i am retarded? : Cheese
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Do you hate me already? : is
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...Do you love me...? : a
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Do you own any Blupi games? : VEGETABLE
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How are you? : Dubbya ownz j00
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First Name : Mike
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URL :
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Comments : ... ummm yea?!?!?!
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Do you think i am retarded? : Yes!
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Do you hate me already? : Yes!
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...Do you love me...? : No!!
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Do you own any Blupi games? : Yes!!
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How are you? : Im ok thanx and u?
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First Name : Cai speedy Eggbert
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URL : www.epsitec.com (is not my website
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Comments : THIS IS MY GOD!!!
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Do you think i am retarded? : nope
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Do you hate me already? : yes
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...Do you love me...? : yes
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Do you own any Blupi games? : i OWN speedy Eggbert!!!
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How are you? : I am the co-author of the ONLY speedy eggbert book in creation!
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