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| REAL FERRETS AS JUDGED BY WET FERRET HIMSELF | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "My lords, ladies and gentlemen. I am Wet Ferret. Recently, I have been feeling lonely and in need of a mate. Yes my friends, it's open season for ferret sex! Hereby, I have secretly photographed some female ferrets and I will judge them for my own personal gratification. Enjoy. I know I will." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| " This one's clearly a model. I mean, look at that house! Totally pristine clean! not a speck in sight! Not bad looking, either. I mean, I would. But, let's see what the rest of the girls are like." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "As you can see, this one was taken in the dark. Finding my Night Vision goggles was a real bind, seeing as i didn't actually own any, but I managed to eat a policeman and his dog and steal theirs, so everything turned out hunky-dory. Except I got a bit of a stomach upset, which was a right bugger. Oh yeah, the chick. She's alright." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "LOOK AT THE EYES! how could you resist THAT, guys? Aaanyway, NASTY house. CAKED with dirt and grime. Either that or a goth. And I do NOT hit goths! So I think this one is a no. Let's see what comes up later." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "OK, OK, I'm a reasonable ferret, i appreciate good personality, I know that looks are not everything but JUST LOOK AT IT!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!? SHE'S REPULSIVE! NO! JUST NO! I'm convinced she's a tranny. Pre-op." |
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| "Ah, the last one. Not bad at all. Nice figure. The picture didn't come out so well though. Shame, beccause I could really get off with this pic... uh... off a BUS. Yeeeeees. A bus. Get off a BUS. The other pictures are too big. I have to go now...." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||