RICHARD ROBERTSON OR ROBERT RICHARDSON? EITHER WAY, HE IS THE HUSBAND OF SUZIE CORCELLI. MARRIED ON OR ABOUT APRIL 29, 1994, IN FT. WORTH, TEXAS. THEY RESIDE IN ROWLETTE, TEXAS, JUST OUTSIDE OF DALLAS.RICHARD IS IN THE LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSION. WHICH DEPARTMENT YOUR WONDERING. THE ANIMAL CONTROL DEPARTMENT. NOW JUST WAIT A MINUTE, THE ANIMAL DEPARTMENT IS A VERY VERY IMPORTANT DEPARTMENT DOWN THERE IN TEXAS. I MEAN THEY GOT A LOT OF COWS YA KNOW? NOT TO MENTION ALL THEM BULLS. WHICH BRINGS UP TO ALL THEM CALVES. NOW, RICHARD NOT ONLY IS A LAW ENFORCEMENT INDIVIDUAL BUT HE ALSO CAN FIX THEM OL TRUCKS AND CARS. MEANING? MEANING, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EXCEPT IT WAS MIGHTY SMART ON SUZIE'S PART TO MARRY A GUY WHO HAD HIS OWN TOOLS AND COULD JUST POSSIBLY KNOW HOW TO USE THE SUCKERS. SOMETHING WE FIND VERY RARE NO MATTER WHAT STATE YOU LIVE IN. RIGHT GIRLS?

THREE TEXANS

Three Texans--Joe, Joe Bob and Bob Joe--were stumbling home from the bar late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Joe, "it's Michael Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing," says Joe Bob, "here's one named Dirty Dan; it says here that he was 95 when he died." Just then, Bob Joe yells out, "Holy Cow, here's a fella that got to be 145 years old!" "Lord be praised," says Joe Bob. "And what was his name?" Bob Joes around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles -- from Dallas."

You Know You're In Texas When:

You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water..

You can say 110 degrees without fainting.

You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off

You can make instant sun tea.

You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.

You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window

You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance...

Hot water now comes out of both taps...

It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets...

You actually burn your hand opening the car door...

You break a sweat the instant you step outside...at 7:30 a.m. before work...

No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning...

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is,

"What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state...

It's so hot in Texas …..

The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.

The potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

Texas Edition of Windows 98