BEAKER - Beaker, you make me weaker, You smell much better than my sneaker, I know you’ll love me all the way, Its a sure thing so ASK ME, any day! Love Ellie xx

EDNA - My Queen of the Slipstream, My Tupelo Honey, My Wavelength. Miss you, John T.

MORGAN...On Darby day there was no safer bet, That you were you the finest filly I ever met, You really are the coolest ever chick, Happy Valentines Day from your Southern Stallion Nic. XOX

BERYL - Love me tender, love me true, I’m all shook up when not with you. Don’t be cruel to Teddy Bear, lets tutti-frutti while I still got hair! Love T

Bunny Rabbit - Magic happens – Superman

To WILLY @ If you love me as much as you love your pushbike, you must love me an awful lot. Love from The Missus

Secret Squirrel - Gave u this IOU 2 day. It says good for 1 galaxy. Once I build a rocket 2 the stars, Well fly away, Just you and me! Luv Danger Mouse

AL - Eskimo kisses xxxx - Mish.

ANDY (POOFY) FAGAN I’ve never met anyone so annoying, but yet I’ve never loved anyone as much as you. Your nagging wife to be – Danno

BABG To the girl I love best. Please give the Mastercard a rest. The house is nearly done would like to have money left to have some fun. Love you now and forever, or as I usually say Whatever Love from - BABM

CAROL - If only things were different. I’ll always walk with you. - Mr Liquid Paper Man

CC, you are the only one for me - I love my ear and nose trimmer, the flymo and our two beautiful children. _ Love BR.

COACH - You are slipping with your lessons. What’s happening? Love - Me xoxoxo

DENIS - PAIN IN THE NECK! Don’t ever change. Love Shell XXXX.

ESTER BIG ARMS - Love you always. I sneak in. OK kissys.

GRANT - L.A.N.D. - Deadbug. Xx

J-LOZ - Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sorry I said, Shut-up to you. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY. LOVE _ SCHMAUL

JASE - You are the chicken salt on my 250g of Healthy Choice fries. Wouldn’t be the same without you! Love always, Greta...your girl of 6 years.

KAYLENE - Look at your hair, look at your hair, look at your hair. All my love forever xxx

MR LOWE - There once was a mad man named Lowe, Whose waistline proceeded to grow, He went to the gym, To try to get slim. And set Jelly’s heart all a glow.

OOGIE - I wuv U more than blackberries, more than champagne…even more than chocolate. XXXX NED Herald Sun Vic

PETER - You are my lang, I am your rose. Your hairy back with my big nose. Life with you is never a bore. Loving you here at Prix DAmour. _ Your Luvvie. XXX

TIGER - ggrrrr be mine soon! _ TIGER TAMER

AARON - MR ROMANCE – You’re known as Mr Romance, Its a name you have been branded, But that’s nothing like the names you’ll get, If you come home empty handed. We’ve made it past the 10 year mark of a marriage made in Heaven, But if you forget what day it is, You wont make it to 11. The kids love their new cubby house, They play in it for hours, And you’re going to find your bed in there, If I don’t get, SOME DARN FLOWERS. - Your long suffering flower deprived wife.

To finish – some interesting lover’s names used in Valentine’s Day ads
Furry Nose, Hotplate, Yam Yam, Snuggle Bunny, Blobby, Squinchy, Oink Oink, Smelly Tootsies, Lucky-doo, Spykage, Fred Flintstone, Pebbles, Bam-Bam, Mini-Pooki, Little Chompy, Smoopsy Poo, Googly Bear, My Little Kiwi Fruit, Dead Face, Jabber Jaws, Snickle and Teflon.