"I have to laugh out loud when you say three's a crowd."
--The French Song, Joan Jett

As far as I can tell, there is absolutely nothing that feels better than two girls giving you head. And there is nothing more frustrating than said girls deciding its really funny when they don't let you come.

So, does anyone know who uses the AIM screenname six cycles? A few days ago I was IMed by said person, and asked if I knew how to play chess. When I replied in the affirmative, the person asked me if I could teach them how to play. Assuming that this was some random internetty person and finding myself fairly bored, I proceeded to do so, leaving out things like en passant, castling, pawn advancement, and such. And at the end, when I revealed that I had nothing left to give to my student, I was left with a "Thanks," and a "Night night Justin." Oops. I was, and am, far too embarrased to ask them who they are after talking to them for so long. So anyone else who can tell me who they are, thank you for helping me avoid embarrasment. Unless that person is reading this... Motherfuck.

But moving on.

I saw Spider-Man for the second time already. Caught another cameo, and now feel the need to mention one I didn't before. The one that I hadn't mentioned was Ted Raimi, aka Joxer the Mighty, as Hoffman the Daily Bugle office bitch. I hadn't really thought that people might not have noticed him, but it apparently has happened. So there he is. And the new sighting, as the punk rock girl (as she is dubbed in the credits) is Lucy Lawless, aka Xena Herself. And when I asked it what I should do tomorrow, Mata's Magic Eight Ball told me "You should learn to do anything a spider can." Rock.

News Flash!!! Amanda, one of my favoritest people on NB, has made a reappearance after far too long. Yay!

Right, where was I? Tonight at dinner I mentioned my dream of becoming a private investigator to my family. Why, you might ask? So I can add "PI" to the end of my name. I'd be Justin Schneider, PI. Much with the kicking of asses. And what if I were a doctor? I'd be Justin Schneider, MD, PI. Or if I went into teaching, I'd be Professor Justin Schneider, PI. It goes on and on. I can see it now...
Friend: Hey guys, I want you to meet my friend Justin.
Justin: *Coughs*
Friend: *Rolls eyes* (Exasperated) Hey guys, I want you to meet my friend Justin, PI.
Justin: Damn straight. Can you dig it?
So like I said, I kiddingly brought this up at dinner, and my mother immediately perks up and asks, "Do you want that to be what you do this summer?" This produced a rather confused Justin. Apparently, she knows someone who is in the business and might be willing to train me or something. Not only that, but she actually thinks it's a good idea, it couldn't hurt, and who knows, you might really like it. Really fucking weird, but hey. I don't think I'd complain. This might actually happen.

So stay tuned for the next episode of... Justin, PI!

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