Behind Closed Doors

Keith and Pete thought they were alone, but guess who overheard... that's right, John Lennon.

By: John Lennon, as told to Emily Nesmith

KEITH: Pait, can I borrow the corset tonight?

PETE: No you bloody well can not!

KEITH: Why in 'ell not?!

PETE: Well, I'm so SICK of findin' lit'le KEEF 'AIRS all ovah me corset, for one fing!

KEITH: Oh, I'm sorry, Pait! Olright, olright, I'll rinse it out tonight, just can I use it?

PETE: Fine, fine, but I ALSO don't want to see any bleedin' BRANDY stains on it!

KEITH: Jeez, yah're awfully bossy!

PETE: If you wanna wear the corset, you gotta follow the rules!

[KEITH shrugs]

KEITH: Okaiy.

PETE: But, I need it back tomorrow at PRECISELY 3 o'clock!

KEITH: Why?

PETE: Erm... modeling class.