Keith and John were laughing. Roger came around, and asked impatiently, "Wot's so funny?"
John, looking so cute when he laughed, said, " 'E 'ad a dream, in which 'e met a bird named Emily 'oo fell in love wif him. But then she fell in love with YOU, and you killed 'er! I'n't that funny?" Keith and John laughed again.
Roger sighed, and walked away. He would never understand John's macabre sense of humor.
As Pete walked by John and Keith, he too wanted to know what was so funny. John explained it again, and Pete. Actually. Laughed.
Rog shook his head in disbelief when he saw Pete laughing, and sighed again.
"Too many nuts spoil the band..."
Just then, the joke of the dream hit him, and he laughed so hard that he gave himself a stroke.
Roger died an hour later.