No way evah!

Hogwash!


By: Emily Anne Dolenz

Pete smiled. It wasn't often that Keith listened to him. But wait... why was Keith listening to him? Something had to be up.

"Why are yah lookin' so down, dear boy?" the famed drummer asked the songwriter/lead guitarist.

"Um... naffink," Pete answered him, trying to put the situation out of his mind. Keith was playing with him. He knew it. Keith John Moon never does anything without an ulterior motive, he thought. What could he be up to now?

As Roger walked in the door, Keith friendily greeted him, " 'Allo Rog, wot's new?"

"Um... naffink," Roger answered him, wondering what could be up. Not one comment about his height or his Dippidy-Doo! Keith John Moon never does anything without an ulterior motive, he thought. What could he be up to now?

John then graced the rest of the band with his presence. As he trotted over to his bass guitar, he said to Keith, " 'Ello, Keef! Wot's shakin', bacon?"

"Um... naffink," Keith answered him, wondering what could be up. John was SMILING, LATE, and TALKING! John Alec Entwistle never does anything without an ulterior motive, he thought. What could he be up to now?

The End!


Moral: If your friends start acting friendly, bloody well let 'em!