x. Buy a drink then when walking off pretend to trip and spill it. They will give you another and then also spill that one. Do this until they wont give you any more free drinks and when they dont scream and say all i wanted was to be loved!
x. Walk up to the manager of this fast food joint and say, hey wassup, look i was wondering if you would go out with me, i like wanna use you so i get free food and stuff. And like you can use me for like um, nothing i guess, so whatcha say?
x. When you finish your drink get all the ice out and try to make a tower out of them. You my use a straw to keep it up.
x. When there is a lot of people in the returant eating, have a hamburger and say, oh my god, theres a maggot in my burger. watch them all run.
x. For some reason or another start dancing on the tables. i dont know why but just do it! ;]
x. If someone is mopping the florr when your there, get the mop and start dancing with it, for effect sing as well.
x. Stand on a table and scream out, HAHAHAHAHA IM GOING TO POISON ALL YOUR FOOD, FALL OFF AND SAY, SORRY IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE CRACK I SMOKED EARLIER.
x. Buy an ice cream and stick the ice cream cone on the wall. Go back and buy another and do the same again. Do it so many times until you have a smiley face. ;]
x. Order food with a freaky voice, then while they are getting it, keep ya head down and look over your shoulder like someone is out to get you. When they give you your food, stuff it down your clothes look at the person and say, the monkeys shall be behind the clouds at 9.
x. Buy a meal of some sort and make your food talk to one another, for instance, get your burger to talk to your drink for fries.
x. But a burger and take of the tops so the cheese is now on the top. Get under the ceiling and throw but burger up so it hits the ceiling and stays there.
x. Order something thats not on the menu. Then yell asking why it isnt on the menu.
x. Pretend your invisable and walk into the kitchen while waving your arms and saying, you cant see me im invisable. Walk to the burger flipper and try to catch the batties when he flips them.
x. Sit till closing time and refill your cup every ten mins.
x. When ordering pretend you dont speak english.
x. When you get to the counter look at the order taker and say, 10 dollar suckey suckey and run away holding your pants.
x. Look at people and say, Polly wanna cracker and hand them a cracker.
x. Go up to the register and say to them, pink cows are flying out the window..if your quick you can fly with them . wink and walk out.
x. Walk through the drive through and when asked what your doing say, oh i broke my leg and cant walk inside so i thought id drive my invisable car.
x. In the drive through walk up to the little box thing and do a Dude Wheres My Car thing, only you be the and then lady!! if you havent seen duded wheres my car ill explain.. walk up to the box and when the person says hello my i take your oder, say..and den...and keep on saying it..lol
x. Keep walking through the drive through window. Do not stop!
x. Pretend to throw up!