THE MANCOW SUCKS MESSAGE BOARD HALL OF FAME
Since the message board ocassionally gets taken down I thought I would keep a page of those Famous posts! I've also included some posts from other boards.
Posted by Very Silly Radio on May 29, 1999 at 22:35:12:
60 second TV spot... obviously locally produced due to jumpy and grainy video and somewhat distored audio. A '79 Dodge Dart crashes into a post. Out steps Cowturd, glasses askew as two Northwest-side sluts who couldn't wind a beauty contest if the judge's seeing-eye dog humped each of their legs to orgasm.
Dumb blonde bitch (overacting her concern): Oh no. Are you insured?
Cowturd: No. I'm too big of a loser just like my typical listeners.
Suddenly, a big bird lands on top of the car, sqats like it's taking the shit of its life, and in a really bad jump-edit shot, we see an egg on the top of the car. It breaks, and Whipping Boy steps out of the egg, holding a copy of the latest Arbitrends.
Dumb blonde bitch and dumb hispanic bitch in unison, clearly having practiced this for weeks to get it just right: "Oh my. Look at those low ratings."
Cowturd: It's not my fault! Those two at the other station had a million dollars to give away! All I need to do my show is my gun, my bible and my listeners!
Whip: Oh, give it up, Cowturd. We had better ratings when Brooke Hunter was doing mornings. And let's not even talk about your pathetic TV show.
Announcer's voice: Before you commit three million dollars a year to a morning host, be sure they have some talent. Otherwise, you could lose a bundle!
The Cow wore Blue Velvet
Posted by stupid radio on June 04, 1999 at 17:06:49:
This is dedicated to know-it-all-Ray. This is a love letter from Me to Ray.
Due to the new rules. (dont want to be deleted I will do what I can with Frank Booth's mouth.)
(A car is speeding at 95 miles an hour down a deserted highway. Celine Dion...Sorry Ed and Ray I mean Bobby Vinton sings: She wore bluuuuuuuuuueeeeee velvet....)
Mancow: Where are you taking me Frank?
Frank Booth: Shut the F up. Freak, I hate F' in' warm beer.
Turd: Do ya want me to get ya one Frank?
Frank: No, I want you to F it.
Turd: Mancow had me do 'dat one time with a beer on the show, Sir. I was suppos' to be on a remote but was really in 'da studio. And...
Frank: Shut the F up and give me a beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Turd: Yes, Sir.
Frank: It's daddy, shithead.
Mancow: Is this because I tell the truth, Frank?
(Frank Booth screeches to a halt. He is incensed)
Frank: Turd, get him outta the car. (the all get out and Frank throws Freak a tape).
Frank: Freak, Candy Colored Clown.
Freak: Really Frank...I was thinkin' more in the lines of Metallica...
Frank: (even more incensed) Freeeeeaaaak, Candy Colored Clown play it now you F.
Freak: Candy Colored Clown oh Hell Yeeeah!!!
(The Candy Colored clown they call the sandman....)
(Frank presses his arm hard against Mancow's chest)
Mancow: Is this because you didn't get your Mancow tshirt or militia dog tags, Frank, because I tell that to everyone but believe me I can call Phone Girl right now and you'll REALLY REALLY get those...I tell the truth.
Frank: Shut the F up. (Frank pulls out a mask and releases a valve from a canister and inhales the helium) You know what a love letter is, F? It's a bullet in the head, F. You get a love letter from me F-er and...(breathes in the mask fumes)
Mancow: (petrified) I'm on in all 51 states, Frank, I can get ya a new mask, helium, whatever you want...Turd, Freak, do something.
Frank: Shut the F up and spread your legs. (he puts a piece of blue velvet into Mancow's mouth). Daddy loves blue velvet. Daddy loves blue velvet.
(the studio the next day)
Mancow: I just want to give a shout out to my new buddy, Frank. You go ahead Frank and keep Turd, Freak and my right ear that's ok. I didn't need them or it anyways. Did somebody say something? Phone Girl did you just say something? Bill Clinton and the government took my ear folks for telling you the truth....
Tears of a Cow
Posted by Harold K**** on June 04, 1999 at 13:29:25:
I was at the White Hen on State and Illinois (I think -- right by Quaker building) late Saturday night and I saw Mancow having a teary fight with this other guy. Mancow was kind of whimpery, talking all soft to this dude in tan shorts, white T-shirt and sandals. It was like a boyfriend/girlfriend fight by a couple of kids in high school. I swear, Mancow, or Eric as the guy was calling him, was saying, "noooo, noooo, please." It was really strange.
Re: Where is Mancow ?
Posted by KOAS on June 04, 1999 at 09:58:57:
In Reply to: Where is Mancow ? posted by Jason on June 04, 1999 at 09:07:09:
He/She was dropped from Kansas City and is NOT on in Washington DC..... I heard him/her say the same thing yesterday and included New York (which he/she is NOT on in)...... the half MAN half COW is adding markets, that he is NOT on, to his network to make it seem larger/popular..... Remember that the COW (a female animal) tells the TRUTH and fights for Free Speech and his/her show is growing rapidly, he/she is on in Chico, Albany, Knoxville, Phoenix, and Detroit in the evenings(Howard is on in the mornings) and forget that Las Vegas (where Stern is #1), Norfolk, Kansas City, Providence, and Ft. Wayne dropped his/her show......its the suits... the suits.... the suits are after him
>>Mancow just said on his show that he will be in Chico, Phoenix, Milwaukee, Tennessee and Kansas City and WAshington DC.I didn't know that he had radio stations there. WOW<<
Get a life.
Wednesday, 02-Jun-1999 07:00:46
Message: 216.176.136.62 writes:
This board is so funny. Do you people have lives? If Mancow really sucked so bad you wouldn't even know who he was, would you? The fact is you are obviously listening if you are responding. You are excited about a ratings drop? He's still ahead of the old man. That is pathetic. You are actually cheering how bad Stern sucks. Ha ha. Mancow's show is "entertainment". You people are so pathetic for analyzing it so much(another bit of proof that you are listening). Stern is original? Hardly. His show is a rip-off of Dahl's with the word "lesbian" mentioned every two seconds. Also, it's funny that Howard plays stuff that was on Cow's show weeks earlier. You know what I'm talking about. And ICP were on Mancow ripping on Stern. ICP actually made a song where they rip on Stern. As long as you no-lifes make boards such as these Mancow wil never go away.
John
Re: Get a life.
Thursday, 03-Jun-1999 12:23:14
205.188.199.177 writes:
Oh yeah, we know who Mancow is because he's hard to avoid. He's on the radio and now on TV...not because he's talented but because he's a psyco-precher talking about God and the Government and stuff he doesn't even understand. He's full of paranoias, ignorance and hate, thats why we care tp bash him. Luckily Mancow only attracts herds of white trash losers who are in credit problems or unemployed at best. Accusing Howard of ripping Mancow is so pathetic and weak. If that was the case maybe Mancow would be #1 in the big markets and present in 50 more instead of solely attracting places like Chico CA or Des Moines Iowa. Mancow has pissed the hell out of every single educated indivudual that has ever heard him. Please stop the idiocy and listen to Howard, Johnny B, Stever, Kevin M....anyone who can at least be funny while making fun of anyone. Mancow is just pathetic. Oh and by the way, rip me for being a Spic and a Jew, after all I'm only here because I received two graduate degrees from a top school and got 31 job offers. So before you call me any names just remember I may be your daddy's boss. The Dispicable Mexican Jew
The Jewish Mexican
More listeners dissapearing Cow!!!
Wednesday, 19-May-1999 21:08:00
Message: 205.188.197.172 writes:
More loyal listeners dropping off the Mancow bandwagon!!! I happen to work in a LARGE office complex and you would'nt BELIEVE how many ex-loyal Mancow listeners I've discovered!! Guess where they're all going calf boy!! Thats right, Howards picking up more and more of your listeners every day!! The time has almost come loser...the funeral is soon!!
King of all mancow haters
Down go them ratings!
Tuesday, 18-May-1999 23:23:22
Message: 152.163.207.68 writes:
As expected, the original piece of shits ratings are going right into the toilet! It won't be long before the ORIGINATOR of shock radio, good old Howard himself, shoots right above that material stealing, homosexual looking, fat ass girlfriend having, (I know, I've seen her) piece of monkey s--- in the ratings! Hey Manqueer, EVER have an original thought?? That TV show of yours, gee, putting your radio show on late night TV. Where have I seen THAT before?? And talk about LAME!! Whats the budget on that show?? About .13 cents an episode?? And those friggin HOMO sidekicks. I swear if I ever saw that fat ass Turd on the street I'd kick his ass kissing behind! Not too much longer Queercow, and you'll be kissing the masters ass...you ARE about to be his bitch!!
Bite me
Poor Mancow
Monday, 17-May-1999 13:30:52
Message: 152.163.197.84 writes:
Honestly, after listening to Mancow's show during Howard's commercial breaks i've come to realize that he's a pathetic ignorant loser, whom we all take to seriously. If Mancow was only a poor Howard impersonator he would not trascend, however his preacher/politician antics are clearly a threat. Why? Mancow's target audience are disenfranchised white males, arguably in the lower economic and cultural echelon. Therfore, his preachings and psicotic fantasies are not taken as such but rather as word from a prophet. Mancow's sci-fi, apocalyptic version of the world and particularly the American government are hilarious to the scholar but motif of panic for the uneducated masses he appeals. Mr. Mancow: The world will not end on July 99. The UN is not an anti-American organization and globalization is not a bad thing; please read Habermaas or if you prefer the classics Keyenes and Adam Smith. China is not a threat militarily, modern wars between powers are commercial...do you really think its profitable to fight a war with China? Late term abortion? Huh....maybe in Lousiana God...I dont believe but I respect, sorry. However, religion and education have to be independent. Oh, by the way, ever heard of Darwin and genetics. Thats, not liberal meadia. Come to the lab and I'll show you. Finally, as a foreigner I should feel insulted by Mancow's anti ethnic and nationalistic views. Unfortunately, Mancow seems to have missed USA 101 in college and the benefits of diversification. Also, he apparently doesn't realize that the richest traits of the US are derived from the blend of races and ethnic groups. I can tolerate Howards racist and phobic comments beacuse at least he's funny. Steve Dahl and Kevin Matthews are also better at it than you. So Mr. Mancow, if you ever get to read this I would appreciate you crack some books, do some travelling and think before you speak. I can understand the appeal of having a herd of sheep follow you and it must be great to make 3 million a year with hardly any education.
Respectfully yours
Lazaro Goldberg
Get him off the air
Thursday, 13-May-1999 17:29:48
Message: 209.214.50.80 writes:
I live in Knoxville, where the Mancow show can be heard. At first, I was glad to hear the show, because there is absolutely nothing worth hearing in Knoxville in the mornings, afternoon, or night. You see, I recently moved from Memphis, where I listened to Howard every day. From day one, I noticed that Mancow seemed to be doing a bad imitation of Stern--a very unenjoyable bad one. He starts ranting about weird things and preaches at his listeners for minutes. Argh.
Brian
Mancow:The walking Contradiction
Thursday, 06-May-1999 22:33:21
Message: 209.176.72.101 writes:
Mancow is the Truth? pfft! give me a break! This guy is full of himself, and a walking contradiction at that. Let me break this down. Slay me, but I actually used to listen to this sloth. I laughed at his staged callers/jokes, but never found him to be 100%. What finally made up my mind about him SUCKING, is when he starts poking fun at ethnicity or personal jokes. "It's a radio show, I should learn to laugh at it". Bullshit! If that's his strategy on being the "Truth" or being "About the People", than he must be kissing the wrong asses to get ratings. The only ratings he's gonna be having is close-minded, ignorant, white trash (much like himself). Send his ass back to the Southern Pastuers (Where he belongs!). He claims to not be prejudgice. Right, and I'm almost impressed by his: "How do you blind fold Asian people?". Gee, how witty. How creative. How original. Kevin Mathews can make me laugh without having to rip on people. Now he is the Truth. He is 100% in my book! Go Kev Go! :-) Thanks for listening to me rant,
Angie
Mancow = loser
Thursday, 06-May-1999 11:23:55
Message: 12.21.110.240 writes:
I truly cannot beleive he has the following he claims he has, it is simply impossible to fathom a person such as Mancow, who abuses his staff and the poor souls who call his show would possibly be popular with any generation or group of individuals. I truly feel that what keeps someone like "Mancow" afloat is his own ego and if we the listeners would not feed that ego he would simply disappear which would be about the only positive thing "Mancow" could ever do. It frightens me to see someone like Mancow behaving radically (I compare his radical behavior with that of Hitler)in an arena so accesible to young developing minds. I hope everyone as an act of hope could turn off this "Mancow", I truly think he would be better suited for a job with no people contact, he is truly evil
Natvia
Why Mancow Sucks by Gil Stone
Monday, 03-May-99 09:38:03
Message: 205.188.197.164 writes:
Without a doubt the most unlistenable radio program that I have ever heard is ManCow Mullers Morning Shithouse. With a seemingly endless cast of undistinguishable clowns, all with stupid nicknames like Love-Cheese, Turd, Two Finger Jeannie, the show is a non-stop barrage of f---ing noise and junk. I could hardly tell what was going on during the show, itÕs just tons of noise, him yelling about one thing, noise, a stupid phone call, noise, noise, noise, him yelling, his crew laughing way to loud like thereÕs thirty f---ing people in there. The crew sucks, and so does ManCock MullerÕs constent bitching and whining. ThatÕs mostly the whole show, him bitching and whining like the religious little f--- he is. I love it when he gets all impassioned on an issue and gets all moral and self-righteous. IÕve asked people who listen to the show if it bothers them when ManCunt starts moaning. They say the just switch to another channel. Who the f--- would want to listen to that little pussy moaning on and on and on. Of course the only reason anyone listened to the stupid s--- here in Kansas is that we donÕt get f---ing Stern. But the good news is that we donÕt get ManCunt here either. The station yanked his ass off the air. Go visit his shitty homepage here. It looks like he has two first graders working on it. Let me tell you, I want this unfunny asshole to fall into a deep depression and never open his god damn mouth again. I hate him, you hate him, and IÕm sure he hates himself. Anybody got any anti-Mancow propaganda, you should email us here. f--- you ManCow.
John
Replies:
yeah dude you hit it right on!... I just want to add also the countless jingles and promos singing "this is the mancow show.. and such" like every minute so people know what they are listening to and can responds in the Arbitron Surveys, that's his little trick to get ratings.
(The Mad Mexican) (04-May-99 20:27:47)
GOT COW?
Saturday, 24-Apr-99 17:58:34
Message: 209.240.200.26 writes:
EXCUSE ME EVERYONE,
BUT HAVE ANY OF YOU FOLKS SEEN DOUCHECOW?
I CAN'T FIND HIM.
HE'S NOT NUMBER #1,
OR FOR THAT MATTER IN THE TOP 5
I'M WORRIED THAT HE WON'T BE SEEN AGAIN
YEAH RIGHT, WHO AM I TRYING TO KID?
HIS SHOW IS SINKING FAST AND I HOPE HE GOES ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE BOTTOM AND STAYS THERE.
BEMO, DO YOU KNOW WHERE MANHOLE IS?
REMEMBER BEMO, WHEN YOU POST THOSE PICTURES UP ON HERE OF YOURSELF. EVERYONE HERE STOPS AND THINKS,
THIS DORK SAYS WHAT?
PEACE AND HAIR GREASE
CHUCK J, KEEP IT UP WITH THIS SITE, IT ROCKS
MEAT
He's Fallen....AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!!
Friday, 23-Apr-99 21:45:12
Message: 205.188.199.164 writes:
The Manhole has dropped to 8TH PLACE!!!
The truth is out there. Victory is ours.
April 23rd, 1999. A date which will live in infamy.
PLOW THE COW!!!
John
Manqueer bashing!
Friday, 23-Apr-99 19:37:40
Message: 205.188.198.46 writes:
I haven't been on the net in awhile but damn did I have to do some catching up! here's more...(regarding the Colorado tragedy) Howard Stern WCKG-FM took the comical callous approach and even wondered why the two killers didn't "do" some of the good looking girls at the school. Sidekick Robin chimed in with "they were getting high on killing". Mancow missed a golden opportunity since he has a high listenership among high school students and opted to joke and chime in when students called in expressing faulty reasoning with "let's go to church" and joking with sidekick Turd. Rather, than trying to explain that life is a series of challenges and failures and the violent approach is wrong. Or, even exploring the current state of the "Y" generation who have grown up with violence, drive-by shootings, tragic bombings, 2 wars the US has been involved in, and growing up in a violent society. Should we have tougher legislation, tougher laws, tougher school policies, tougher parents? Instead he returned to his favorite topic of a lame duck president who will be out of office in a few months. Maybe the program director will help him at least focus on the candidates. "...hhmm Manqueer maybe let go?(fired), Let's hope so.
TMM!
bETTer UdAtE...
Friday, 23-Apr-99 19:30:50
Message: 205.188.198.46 writes:
..Free Speech fallin on deaf ears? Mancow (WKQX-FM) continued his downtrend dropping out of the Top Five from 1st to 6th place (25-54). Eric & Kathy (WTMX-FM) had a monster book zooming up to 2nd place. Tom Joyner (WVAZ-FM) took 1st. Howard Stern fared better than Mancow remaining in the Top Five at 4th place (25-54)...maybe the message I just posted below isn't that bad!
TMM!
UPDATE! 4.23.99
Friday, 23-Apr-99 19:28:08
Message: 205.188.198.46 writes:
Manqueer #8 (a BIG drop), Stern #9 too bad = ( .. latest Arbitron Winter Ratings in the morning drive.
The Mad Mexican
Mancow Disease (Found This on the Crowbar)
Saturday, 17-Apr-99 21:16:07
Message: 205.188.192.161 writes:
Posted by Office of the Campaign Against Mancow Disease on March 24, 1999 at 06:13:03:
There are several ways, at least, to campaign against "Mancow Disease":
1) Seek support of the same groups that campaigned against the content on the Springer show. If Jerry gets them upset, imagine what this kiddie-creep would cause if they tuned into him for a few days and realized the hatred he spews forth.
2) Call, write and petition the FCC without letting up.
3) Alert organizations such as the NAACP and the Anti-Defamation League to Mancow and enlist them to monitor and log his remarks.
4) Refuse to patronize this jerk's sponsors and let them and others know it.
5) Contact the management of Q101 and his other syndicators directly, as well as through the editorial pages of community papers, questioning their ethics and how their profit motive outweighs any public service.
6) Come license renewal time, file formal complaints against Q101 and any other stations syndicating the "venom".
7) Enlist the support of professional broadcasters in your community.
8) Position his listeners to all as the ignorant sheep they truly are.
Hank
Whorealdo......
Thursday, 15-Apr-99 17:51:16
Message: 206.133.124.14 writes:
Let me start by saying, this whole page and message board are a JOKE!! I do not like Mancow, but I don't HATE him!!!! I think you are taking this page a little to much to heart! But Whorealdo, if that's your real name, I do appreciate you bringing some inteligent posts to this board, you are the only Cow fan who has made any sense on this board and it's original one. I think one thing you have to keep in mind is that most of Mancow's fans do take everything he says to be, THE TRUTH! You take him as he should be taken, Entertainment!! I Commend you for that. My big problem with Mancow is what he can do to radio, he, single handedly can destroy the entire "Talk Radio" Genre! I enjoy entertaining radio, cow just goes a bit to far for me, not to mention, he's a bit to fake!! Many of his bits have been proven fake and he has admitted to hiring actors. (See The Main Page) In closing, again, I want to thank you for creating intresting strings on this board, and again, remember, it's all done in fun!!!
Later - Chuck J.
You are invited to a funeral ...
Wednesday, 14-Apr-99 18:30:30
Message: 205.188.198.24 writes:
...yes, people I think we should have an official burial for the queer (lol). It looks like he's spriraling down faster than the American Eagle and the bad reviews and lousy time slot on that t.v. show isn't helping. Your 15 minutes are up pal, +Rest In Peace+
The Sad Mexican
ooks like the queer will do anything not to admit defeat!!
Thursday, 08-Apr-99 19:03:47
Message: 152.163.204.76 writes:
It's true the queer is a fag... it looks like defeat and the girlcow is crying foul...
"Janik: On Chicago Radio
By Ed Janik
Chicago Chief Correspondent
The Cow Is Bleeding. The big news is the latest Arbitrends, which suggest that the public may well be reacting en masse to the vitriol, the bigotry, the racism, the hatred, the filth and the obscenity of one Erich "Mancow" Muller. MullerÕs Q101 (WKQX 101.1 FM) slipped from number one to number six during mornings in the 25-54 demo, the category that advertisers care most about. A much-touted million-dollar contest, heavy television advertising, and real honest talent propelled WTMX duo Eric Ferguson and Kathy Hart to the number-one spot. It helps to have program director Barry James and the Bonneville corporation one hundred percent behind the team, but Eric and Kathy consistently entertain without stooping into the gutter. ThatÕs a winning combination in my book. Apparently, Muller is feeling the heat from the Mix morning duo, even though there is very little similarity between the two stations. Muller has taken shots at Eric and Kathy and at the million-dollar contest, and an Emmis employee was discovered posting negative comments on WTMXÕs Eric & Kathy message board. Emmis is the parent company of Q101." Losing sucks huh? Manqueer!
The Mad Mexican!
More joy in the queer's misery!!!
Sunday, 28-Mar-99 16:37:40
Message: 205.188.195.26 writes:
Just another tidbit in the joy of someone else's misery... "Happy radio back again? Eric & Kathy of WTMX-FM are ranked #1 in the prized adult demographic. Here are the top five leaders on Chicago's radio. These are Adult ratings (25-54).
MORNINGS
1. Eric & Kathy WTMX-FM
2. Tom Joyner WVAZ-FM
3. Crazy Howard McGee WGCI-FM
4. Howard Stern WCKG-FM
4(t) Bob Collins WGN-AM
[Mancow has dropped out of the Top Five down to 6th place.]"
I love Chicago!!!
TMM!
SEE THIS?
Thursday, 25-Mar-99 17:48:21
Message: 206.133.102.36 writes:
Straining the credulity
Morning foulmouth Mancow Muller was interviewed by Chicago queer weekly "Outlines". In the interview, Mancow states the following: "Absolutely. I don't script a show." " I don't think the show's hateful. I really don't. I don't know how else to defend it." "I don't feel like I am extreme. I really don't. I am, perhaps, overly dramatic at times. That's the way I am in my real life." And here's a random quote from Bill Clinton, just to put things in perspective:"I did not have sexual relations with that woman... Miss Lewinsky".
STOLEN FROM ED JANIK
HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER
MANCOW IS TAKING OVER!!!
Friday, 12-Mar-99 13:40:21
Message: 148.8.128.64 writes:
You do realize the how pointless this web site of yours actually is? It is one thing to dislike Mancow or anything for that matter, it is another thing to express that dislike in the manner of a hate-site. I have looked over your site, and I happened to find it amusing. I also can understand why certain people don't like Mancow. Then again they are only a bunch of hypocritical Liberals who on one hand preach for "Freedom of Speech", and on the other they want that freedom limited to only who supports them or their cause. I know that the likes of Howard Stern have also been attacked by the Liberal Left, if they should attack anything about Stern it is his lack of character. The Howard Stern program is a joke, the guy has lost the strive for radio, and has resorted to only having naked women on his show for lack of a show. As for Mancow, the guy continues to push the limits of radio in the sense of trying to entertain without having to be one deminsional like Stern. It has become obvious to me that the people who tend not to like Mancow, are the same people who have been offended by one thing or another Mancow has said on his show. And maybe this is your reason for creating this site? You need to realize this, Mancow is very vocal about his beliefs and they don't always appeal to his viewers. I mean if I based his show solely on the fact that I didn't agree with one of his comments, he would have been off my radio in two seconds. But I can, and a majority of the people can realize that it is only a show, and not life. And by viewing this web site, I can only conclude that you have taken your dislike of Mancow to heart, and a dislike that isn't very healthy to the mind. Grow up a little bit and come to a peace within yourself that a radio show doesn't create your personal hate, it is the fact that you most likely have a personal hate for yourself and those around you who are successful. I respect your freedom of speech, then again I don't have to agree with some bulls--- rhetoric about a radio personality because you have twisted the facts to make your message appear credible. In closing, Mancow is entertainment. A man who doesn't answer for his beliefs, but a man who can express his beliefs in the form of entertainment. And for the minority of those who dislike Mancow, the answer is, use your freedom of choice and change the dial. I am certain the lame ass Dahl and Stern would appreciate the ratings.
WHOREALDO
MANcow Now, Hamburger tomorrow!
Friday, 12-Mar-99 13:27:51
Message: 208.194.205.89 writes:
Mancow now? Mancow has become an increasingly predictable clice'. A parody of himself with as much character as his black and white cartoon sticker. His teat has run dry and the milk in the bucket is past it's expiration date. It's a show by a pale Stern/Dahl/Brandmeier/Limbaugh/Bell/Matthews pretender made semi-legitimate only in his dillusional mind and reinforced by moronic fans and the idiot yes-men crew he surrounds himself with.
Eagleman
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS II!
Wednesday, 10-Mar-99 10:15:21
Message: 206.133.124.40 writes:
Erich "Mancow" Muller has been accused of many things, but never of sitting on the fence. His strong opinions on everything from politics to music to pre-packaged snack products dominate his morning radio show.
Here are five of the many things that irk Mancow, along with five things that he loves, in no particular order and rattled right off the top of his head:
THINGS MANCOW HATES:
1. "Bill Clinton" -- or "Clint-ler," as Muller refers to him during frequent on-air tirades.
2. "The suits." (Muller retains ownership of his show and artistic control over its content).
3. "The liberal-controlled, lynch-mob media."
4. "People who still think 'South Park' is cool."
5. "The Backstreet Boys' lead singer."
THINGS MANCOW LOVES:
1. "Number one would have to be Jesus Christ."
2. "The other guy -- my audience."
3. "Cheese in a can -- I think that's genius."
4. "America."
5. "My cat Bloop, named after the monkey from 'Lost in Space.' "
HPD
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS!
Wednesday, 10-Mar-99 10:09:20
206.133.124.40 writes:
Rowdy Chicago radio host Mancow Muller takes dead aim at Milwaukee market
By C.E. Hanifin
Special to the Journal Sentinel
March 8, 1999
Chicago -- Few things freak out Mancow Muller, the maverick Chicago radio personality whose syndicated morning show recently started airing on WLUM-FM (102.1). This is, after all, a guy who stared down radio giant Howard Stern. A guy who's faced several Federal Communications Commission investigations. A guy who has shared a stage with a man who pours beer into his empty eye socket. But Muller admitted he was a bit shaken on the January morning when an enraged listener hid in a stairwell, then lunged at the radio personality as he walked through the glass doors of the WKQX-FM studios in downtown Chicago. "I saw him shaking the door and running up and down and trying to pick the lock," Muller says. "Then he was banging on the door and trying to get through the door, and the whole time we're calling security. Very scary." Muller shakes his head. A decade after his debut at a tiny radio station in Missouri, crazed listeners have become just a part of a day's work for the 31-year-old who grew up as Erich Matthew Muller on a farm outside Kansas City. His take-no-prisoners approach to radio has recruited an army of listeners to what Muller calls the Mancow Militia and spawned a group of equally militant detractors. Nothing less could be expected from a guy whose conquest of the Chicago market made radio history. His move from one Chicago station to another last July prompted the fastest drop in ratings ever for former station WCRX-FM (103.5) and an unheralded ratings boost for WKQX-FM (101.1). Just months after Muller switched stations for a reported $3 million salary, WCRX abandoned its drive for Mancow's target audience of young male listeners, becoming an oldies station and leaving WKQX to reign over the Chicago morning airwaves. That feat, and Muller's syndicated success in several Midwest markets (his current salary is rumored to be in the $5 million range), convinced Dan Manella, general manager for WLUM, that Mancow's show had the potential to conquer Milwaukee as well. In November 1998, "Mancow's Morning Madhouse" joined the rock station's lineup, airing from 5 to 10 a.m. weekdays. Only time and ratings, inconclusive at this point, will determine if Muller will attract enough listeners to gain a foothold on the Milwaukee market. Whether or not he succeeds here in the long run, Muller is certain to shake up Milwaukee airwaves with a show that manages to be intriguing, abrasive, hilarious and endearing all at once. In fact, his show brings to mind an old adage about Chicago's weather: If you don't like it, wait 20 minutes. Muller slaloms through topics at a breakneck pace, condemning the sexploits of Bill Clinton one minute, offering prayers to the ailing Walter Payton the next, then gushing like a star-struck teenager about meeting Mel Gibson. Muller says he spends hours each day researching the topics he plans to attack. The fast-paced "Morning Madhouse" is a perfect fit for young listeners who prefer their entertainment in bite-sized chunks, says Jeff Pollack, a Los Angeles radio consultant whose firm advises more than 100 stations, including WLUM. "If you can somehow keep in step with the short attention span of the MTV generation, as Mancow does, then you've got a show that's going to succeed," Pollack says. "There's nothing like him on the dial at all in Milwaukee." The key to Muller's success is his ability to command the 18- to 34-year-old male demographic, Pollack says. That prized audience is what WLUM is trying to woo away from rival WLZR-FM (102.9). Muller already has thrown down the gauntlet to WLZR's Bob Madden and Brian Nelson, the top-rated morning team in the Milwaukee market. "I have no hatred toward them, but I do want to destroy them," Muller says. "These guys are about ready to get their clock cleaned. I think they're going to have whiplash from going 'What happened?,' because once people spend five minutes with me and hear the excitement of this show, they can't go back to that 'Hee-Haw' pace. It's Lawrence Welk versus 'Saturday Night Live.' They don't have a chance." (Madden and Nelson's producer declined comment.) Critics point out that Bob and Brian's show is well-established here. Milwaukee audiences haven't warmed to such syndicated Chicago personalities as Jonathan Brandmeier and Kevin Matthews. Then there's the assertion that Cream City may be too conservative to take to the aggressive, often-offensive Muller. Those arguments just don't cut it for George Bailey, a University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee professor who studies radio audiences. He says the quality of programming is the bottom line for listeners. In radio, he adds, there's no such thing as home-court advantage. "A local show doesn't necessarily have an edge over a syndicated one," Bailey says. "What's going to determine whether or not Mancow is on the air a year from now is how well he entertains his audience." Muller's in-your-face brand of humor has the potential to score big with his target audience in Milwaukee, Bailey says. He likens the show to a professional wrestling match: a con engineered to attract a young male audience. "Do guys in their 20s like violence, sex, sports and rock 'n' roll? Sure they do," he says. "It's not real. That's just Mancow's shtick." Shtick or not, there is truth to Muller's claim that no one else sounds like him, says Cyndee Maxwell, rock editor for Radio and Records, a broadcast industry publication. The mayhem on the "Morning Madhouse" may remind listeners of archrival Howard Stern, whose show was canceled in Chicago in 1995 after a vicious ratings battle with Mancow. But Muller delivers a fresh take on traditional shock tactics, Maxwell says. "Mancow is unique in that he's speaking from a different generation than Howard Stern and (Chicago radio personality) Steve Dahl," Maxwell says. "While he comes from that tradition of aggressive radio, he offers a different perspective than other personalities." Although Muller eschews the title, his on-air antics have led some to label him a "shock jock." He first gained national attention while working at a San Francisco radio station in 1993 by tying up traffic on the Bay Bridge while he got a haircut -- on the bridge. In Chicago, Muller's radio home since 1994, the obligatory bathroom humor and sex jokes are augmented by pranks that some have found less than humorous. Former Bears player Keith Van Horne sued Muller in 1994 after Muller bad-mouthed him on the air, and the same year, Chicago police burst into Mancow's studio and stopped his show after Muller had a sidekick hold up a sign over Lake Shore Drive reading "Honk and we'll drop a cinder block." Muller also was investigated in 1996 by the FCC for a hoax involving a bomb threat at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Muller says he doesn't expect his listeners to believe every word he utters. The radio host, who derived the moniker Mancow from a comical beast of his own invention -- "half man, half cow and all bull" -- often has described his show as "theater of the mind." "Fan-dom is a strange thing," Muller says. "I don't want anyone believing everything I say or following it without question." Muller credits his late father, who was a cabinet salesman, for the working-class values that make so many listeners say they feel Mancow knows where they're coming from. "My father -- here's a guy who just worked his ass off and never made more than $15,000 to $20,000 a year," he says. "America is filled with guys like that who work their asses off, who are loyal to their wives, who have kids, who dream of a better future, and these people are forgotten. The heroes to me are the guys who fight it out every day earning an honest living, like my dad." Muller offers himself as the honest voice of the average young working Joe. Railing like an on-air Holden Caulfield against the media elite, corrupt politicians, "chuckle-hut zoo radio shows" and other "liars and fakes," he says his radio show is a search for truth. "I'm a bit of a gunslinger," Muller says, pulling up the sleeve of his black T-shirt to reveal a tattoo touting "Free Speech 1st." "My traveling companions are a Bible and a gun and my microphone, and I feel like every day I'm going into battle. Those other guys on the air, they've lost that pioneer attitude that radio still can have." Beneath the exaggeration, self-aggrandizement and all the other hoopla, Muller insists his show is, at its core, genuine. "I see myself on the same level as my audience," he says. "To me, the show is group therapy and a learning experience." Manella, of WLUM, says Muller's down-to-earth sensibility will be a lure to Milwaukee listeners. "Mancow is a master of his medium," he says. "Radio is such an intimate medium, and Mancow is using it to build one-on-one relationships with his listeners." The feel of real life transmitted over the airwaves, whether authentic or illusionary, may be the reason why fans and detractors alike react so strongly to Muller's broadcasts. Whether listeners in Milwaukee or elsewhere are roaring with laughter or rage, Mancow triggers a visceral response in many who tune in. And that, in the end, is exactly what Muller seeks. "Apathy is death to a guy like me," he says. "If I have elicited emotion out of you, I've won. If you hate me, great. If you love me, even better. If you have no feeling about me at all, I've lost."
HPD
HEY HEY
Wednesday, 24-Feb-99 23:25:58
Message: 209.240.200.106 writes:
HEY CHUCK J
IT IS GREAT TO HAVE THE BOARD UP AND RUNNING AGAIN.ALSO I LOVE THIS SITE.
I AGREE WITH JOHN (WHO SUGGEST A BEMO HATER BOARD). I THINK THAT WOULD BE FUN. BUT THEN HOW ABOUT A PIPEFITTER HATER BOARD? THAT WOULD BE FUN TOO! I THINK BEMO AND PIPEFITTER ARE THE SAME GUY. HE JUST USES "PIPEFITTER", TO LET EVERY ONE KNOW THAT, HE CAN FIT PIPES IN HIS RECTUM. RECTUM, DAM NEAR KILLED HIM! OH WELL, WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT TILL THE NEXT TIME.
MEAT "the chucker"
ManQueer Fans(all 3 of them)......
Wednesday, 24-Feb-99 12:32:58
Message: 207.208.53.1 writes:
It was those pussy's that shut down the message board. They did the same thing to John's geocities anti-mancow webpage. Specifically I think it was Jason Bennett of Orland Park (who is a manqueer fan and has a site at www.oocities.org/hollywood/6666) we were flaming him for a while and the bitch could'nt take it that his hero is a FAKE. He also took down the messageboard from his site, all his friends were reading about how his mother was having an affair with a black man and Jason Bennett had to go out and buy the Colt .45's for his new NEGRO daddy after he had made hot monkey love to Jason Bennett's slutty mom. What a filthy woman
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If it doesn't kill us, it makes us stronger.
Monday, 22-Feb-99 12:09:13
Message: 152.163.207.66 writes:
Nice try, Homo. Er, I mean Bemo.
Well, I'll just start this new board by saying that I'll believe Mancow burning that OJ statue when I see it on his TV show.
And Robert Feder should quit kissing his filthy ass.
Hang in there, Chuck. Plow the Cow.
Later Cow-Haters
John
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Friday, 19-Feb-99 15:38:07
Message: 207.154.133.7 writes:
The Cow is...plowed.
Hey Bemo. Bite me!
Keep up the good fight, Chuck.
Roger
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