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| Ultimate Rules |
| 1. You always get an "A" for effort If it looks like you tried really hard, even though something doesn't turn out the way you planned, the mess-up becomes cute 2. Surprises are always welcome Whether it's a flower or a date to a special place, it let's us know you're still thinkin 'bout us 3. Never stop trying to win us over Just 'cuz you're comfortable in the relationship, that doesn't mean you can just stop doing things for us or stop telling us we're loved/appreciated 4. Don't be checkin out other girls when you're w/ us unless we bring it up first, but otherwise, that's just rude. It's like we're not good enough for you, so you have to see what else is out there 5. Remember the important dates Don't miss their birthday, Valentine's Day, or anniversaries; Christmas'd be nice, but it's not one of the major requirements Which anniversaries: 1 month increments up to 6 months is good, then 6 month increments up to 2 years, then yearly after that But you get bonus points for littler days in between And you don't necessarily have to buy us something. Just do something with us to mark the occasion, or even just say, "Happy ___ anniversary." Just something to acknowledge it so we know you haven't forgotten 6. We notice how you treat women If we see that you don't treat your mother, waitresses, etc. well, it's a warning that you may treat us poorly too. 7. We can sense desperation We can tell when you're desperate for a date, which means you'll settle for just a warm body which doesn't make us feel unique n special. 8. Less is definitely more when it comes to kissing Until you learn her individual kissing preferences: Less spit + Less tongue = Everyone happier |
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