A man goes to the hospital because he is having pains in his stomach. He tells the doc what is wrong and the doc says, "You have constipation. You will need to take one of these suppositories every 6 hours for a week. I can help you with the first one." So, reluctantly, the man drops his pants, bends over, and the doc shoves it in.

Later, at home, he is having a little trouble inserting the next one, so he asks his wife for help. He tells her what to do, drops his pants, and bends over. She then puts one hand on his shoulder and starts pushing it in. "Damn!!" the man screams. "What? Did I hurt you??" his wife replies. "No," says the man, "But I just realized something... the doctor put two hands on my shoulders!!"