I never regret
The day that we met
Or the day that I wanted you mine
And when the time came
When you felt the same
Our souls danced and they started to shine

A good while back
When we were on track
And I thought you'd be marrying me
You went and had lunch
Following a brunch
With your hard-working secretary

You lied after that
Denied every chat
On the phone with her late every night
I listened in on
Your conversation
And heard you were HER Mr. Right

I found out your own
Plan told on the phone
When you asked her for her home address
I got in the car
And grabbed the crowbar
And sat waiting for you to get dressed

You turned on the key
And drove hastily
To where she said she was located
I sat up real fast
Hit your head; you crashed
And now you have to be cremated

I'm sorry to say
It ended this way
But I guess that is just how it goes
So don't fool around
With someone in town
Unless you're single and she is a ho