I'm in my cool skirt w/ my cool almond rocks and my cool shirt. Who wouldn't scream "YESSS" to that?

 

I have this thong where you can snap the sides and it comes apart. I did that and pulled it off while still wearing these pants. The pants are low-rise... can ya tell?

 

I had the contrast button set up really high and it looks like I'm evil. "Being evil is cool." -- kinda Freddy_Krueger... I can't spell for shit.

 

My boobs look big. That's all I'm gonna say.

 

Yea, I jacked this from Hot Topic. I'm cool. UNTIL MY STUPID SISTER RATS ME OUT!! I had to return it and I'm banned from the store. Damn her. Don't worry, I had someone go buy me back another one. :-)

 

I was obsessed with my "cousin" named "Aaron Jacob Knutzen" for a few days. Then his stupid ass mofo girlfriend went chucky on me and he and I can't talk anymore. Oh well... I'm gonna set my standards a little bit higher than someone who's has his balls in someone else's jar.

 

I got my ear pierced up at the top... hurt like a bitch... but it's cool!! Rar!!

 

Yea... I have a penis. It's big. "Being big is cool." -- sorta the dude again.