Uhhh! I'm in da hood now! Don't mess wit me, or I'll bite you in the ass!

Mom, STOP YELLING AT ME!!!

My mouse was all clogged up and it wouldn't work right (wedding night)

I'm even asking nicely!! Pwease stop!

I've been to Baker like once... and it was scary! I was tubing and I caught myself on a tree or else I would have flown into a pond. Fucking Baker... FB!

Jay stops by!

My boobs got bigger on some Wednesday and Saturday of last month... and my gum just ran out of flavor.

Jacking??