Tobin, Tobin, with a "T"
Tobin, Tobin, I"m sorry
Daddy Dad unplugged the phone
Daddy Dad he has no bone
Kestra, Kestra, with a "K"
Is the coolest name today!
God this fuckin poem sucks
I'll end it so it doesn't rhyme

(Part of the note following the poem)

I'm really sorry about the phone call incident; damn DAD! He has no penis! His touched his asshole so he fucked himself hard. So hard in fact, that it was ripped off and sucked up. I have 2 moms now, except one talks like a guy and unplugs phones. Damn Doughnut Taxes.