I was sippin the soda
A little too hard
I don't know what was in it
It tasted like lard

I looked inside
Afraid what might become
And floating at the top
Was a SEVERED THUMB!

A thumb I tell you!
The nail intact too
I was so grossed out
I started to spew

I barfed on my new sweater
I barfed inside the can
I barfed in my best friend's mouth
They beat me up and ran

I was all alone
In the dark and sick
So totally disgusted
At least it wasn't a dick!