You like guitar
I like food
We both like tea
And that is good

You like the Deftones
I like Incubus
When it comes to scalp massages
You're clearly the best

We play Mario
I suck ass
You beat the level
We smell your grass

You believe in elves
I think they're fake
You kick my butt
We steal your mom's steak

At the YMCA
I beat you at pool
You ruled all at foosball
The ice cream was not cool

Your truck ate my hip
We watch Family Guy
I fall asleep (kinda)
Laying in your thigh

You call me Bubba
My lip is really big
"Someone" smells like shit
Your hair looks like a wig

I dress in your clothes
And look really weird
We really don't know why
But my sis thinks you have a beard

I wanted a Choco Taco
You were being mean
You made me scarf them, two at once!
Oh, God! What a scene!

"Hey Dad, what's this white stuff?"
"Why, it's Cocaine dear"
You turn on the Food Network
"Did he just make beer?"

I don't understand
What System tries to say
"Did he just say 'Baleeps'?"
"Ummm... duh, no way!"

I got gum on your blanket
And ruined your left shoe
Put chocolate in your hair
And messed up your room

You spin me on your shoulders
And make me Juliui
You tell me "Don't be idiot"
And I pretend to cry

Sorry that my mom had to
Unplug the phone last night
I stayed up writing this for you TOBIN
And guess what? IT WAS TIGHT!