Zack, Zack
He likes to quack
His drummer is Mac
And his favorite color's black

Zack, Zack
Cracks his back
We play SlapJack
And his farts sound like a yak

Zack, Zack
Has a cool pack-pack
He's on the right track
And you better stand back

**because**

Zack, Zack
He had an attack
He saw a chick's back
And gave his nubby a whack!