Friends... Aliens... is there really any difference?

PegLeg LaBroom

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unknown male (or so he says) Broomfusticus Dustmorticus

I can't quite remember the exact day I met my good ol' friend PegLeg. Poor Mr. LaBroom needed a home to stay in and how could I deny him a warm house and a dirty floor to sweep. So I welcomed him into my home, and now he resides in my room, happy as a little fresh twig from the tree. I don't quite know where he came from, but their was a tag on his neck that read "$2.99" hmmm... perhaps its some code leading to the worlds largest supply of yarn? I suspect his origins are from france... you know, LaBroom, its french! We may never know the true story.... PegLeg is such a dear friend of mine and I could never live without his witty humor and charming sense of style. As for his future plans PegLeg is training to be a world renown mime, so look out Hollywood! Here comes your next star!

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Pancho

70 (In dog Years) male Canis familiaris

Pancho...sweet Pancho... how can you resist those cute protruding eyes? His wondrous dog stench...and his pulchritudinous body.... Pancho why wont you answer my phone calls? have you recieved the gifts Ive sent? I keep leaving messages on your answering machine but still, you don't call me... *ahem* so um, yeah anyways.... Pancho lives the good life in a home in Southern California doing what dogs to best, whatever that is, he does it, and does a great job too! Pancho is well known for posing in such magazines as Frisky Canine, Puppy Fantasy, and the oh so coveted Wicked Bowwow. Pancho could not be reached for any questioning or coments.

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Kung Fu Hamster

Not for children under 3 years of age male Mesocricetus auratus mechanicus

Is it a crime to love a small mechanical hamster? If so, then I am guilty. It is non-disputable fact that this Kung Fu Hamster is the coolest creation since footsy pyjamas. Not only is he incredibly cute, but he can also fight crime with his necromantic Kung Fu powers! Are those bullies still beating you up for your lunch money after 23 years? Well with your new best friend Kung Fu Hamster those bullies will cower with fear with one swing of this little guys nunchucks. However that is not his only tallent! Kung Fu Hamster is also an outstanding vocalist and is well known for his number one hit song, Kung Fu Fighting. So if you don't own your own Kung Fu Hamster I highly recommend you get one... right now! I mean, come on, how can live without a Kung Fu Hamster that sings?