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| Our plan has succeeded. We successfully averted Apoptygma's show this evening. Through sheer cunning and wit. Disguising our hand...er...toe writing, we drew up a contract to replace the one the promotor signed - one that caused such a fuss due to discrepancies that the promoter and APOP's manager got into a shouting match. That gave us the perfect opportunity to drink all the beer that had been provided. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Overnight, Sancho broke into the tour truck and hijacked all of APOP's CDs. Using his highly skilled techinical mind, he scuffed all of them severely with a plastic fork. Again, we triumph! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The police came halfway through our set and hassled us, saying we were causing a noise violation. We gave them the toe and continued to play. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| We went to a local bar to check out the night life. Shawn got into a brawl with a couple of unruly tubes who were making fun of his prosthetic fangs, and needed some stitches as a result. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Alas, we did not successfully destroy all of APOP's CDs. Sancho found more of them early this afternoon. We carefully switched them with our own music, making sure that none of us left incriminating toe prints. We are writing up a playlist for tomorrow's show, which we are sure will go well after we mess things up for APOP. Steve is going to smear ICY-HOT all over their underwear tonight to prepare for the glory that will be ours. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Having effectively bumped Apoptygma out of our way, we took the stage to appease the angry crowd. they loved us. We were beautiful. Especially me. Women threw themselves at my foot. We are such sexy sock stars. I'm getting my heel pierced tomorrow to commemorate the tour. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Here's Steve with a couple of sexy fishnets. Guitarists always get all the chicks. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| During our encore, the mosh pit built up so much static electricity that it shorted out our instruments. Saul had to unplug the amp from his kazoo to avoid spaying blue sparks on everyone. Then, we were all stuck together until the stage manager opened the can of scotch-guard. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||