This is the image I used.
These are my keywords: anticlockwise cnidophobia, calgary, chess, cuddling, cyberpunk, downtown, goldfish, google, hiking, moby, mountains, music, nin, pagan, parables, philosophy, poetry, scrabble, spiritual, survivor, swimming, vegetarian
This is my profile: Hey, I'm a future Calgarian looking for like-minded companions. I'm into the outdoors, the indoors, the inside-out, the Doors, the inner being, the out-of-body, and Meeting For Coffee.
So what, you might ask, is anticlockwise cnidophobia? Googlewhack is to blame for this one. A googlewhack is when you type two real words (recognized by www.dictionary.com) into google and the result is a single hit. Try, for example, Nonmedicinal Heterosexism. This is handy because it then provides a code for finding a single, solitary page on the internet. At the time I made this document, there were no search results for "anticlockwise cnidophobia." Thus, the next time Google updates itself and finds this page, this will be the one and only result for that search... thus making it ridiculously easy to find me if anyone in so inclined.
When you do find me, you can email me at jonvermunt@hotmail.com.
Okay, so let's see if it works.
...*waits*