IN SPORTS ILLUSTRATED

Australia's National Rugby Team suspended John Hopoate for 12 games for inserting his fingers into opponents' rectums during scrambles for the ball.
Kinda makes ya wince don't it?
OUCHIE!!!!!
Is it nipply in here or what?
Bet the American Kennel Club never seen this...
TYPICAL SATURDAY NIGHT IN
McCONNELSVILLE!!!
Hillbilly Home on The Range
My Kawazuki is boss, man
You have a right to an attorney...besides yourself
WHY THEY HUNT IN
SOUTHEAST OHIO!!!
I'VE GOT A REAL BOZO OVER HERE!!
WHEN I GROW UP:
WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!!
Everybody knows a guy like this.
Anna one, anna two.......
Bet his fingers smell like pork....
AND YOU THOUGHT THAT DAMN   KERMIT WAS SO CUTE!!!
TARGET IDENTIFIED!!!