FAMILY MATTERS


First of all I liked to get one thing straight, I do NOT watch Family Matters nor do I like it. Got it?! Okay the reason I've included Family Matters on Bruceploitation is because well the show some episodes that dealt with Bruceploitation. I haven't seen many episodes, but I've seen the first one and it was a long time ago and my memory ain't that good.



Season: Six 1994/95
Episode: The Substitute Son #135

Now everyone knows that Steve Urkel had this transformation machine that could change him in Stefan Urquelle, Elvis Urkel and other personas. Anyway Steve gets beat up and decides to get revenge. As I remember Steve gets ahold of a hair from Bruce Lee. He goes into the transformation chamber with the hair and emerges Bruce Lee Urkel! He also comes out with a Bruce type haircut and a black kung fu suit. Impowered with the kung fu of Bruce Lee, Urkel kicks ass.




Season: Seven 1995/96
Episode: Random Acts of Science #161

Not content to leave it alone, the blasphemy continues! Carl forces Steve to put all his inventions in storage. Unfortunately, they go the same night a street gang breaks in. Carl and Steve enter the transformation chamber and become Bruce Lee Urkel and Bruce Lee Carl.




Season: Eight 1996/97
Episode: Karate Kids #177

Why the hell hasn't someone put a stop to this yet! An evil gang is kicking 3J and Richie off of their own playground. Not if Park Ranger Urkel has anything to say about it. With the transformation chamber, he makes Bruce Lee Urkel, Bruce Lee Richie, and Bruce Lee 3J. This is the only Family Matters episode that was rated TV-PG.

Note: I actually haven't watched this or the second Bruce Lee Urkel episode. I just did the old cut and paste from a Family Matters website.



Bruce Li and Bruce Le impersonating the real thing, that's alright, I can deal with it. Urkel imitating Bruce Lee, now that's a crime against humanity. Blasphemy!