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Bruce Le must have done this movie as a favor to someone because it's like no other Bruce Le movie I've seen. Bruce plays a retarded homeless mute who drinks milk (the milk part will make sense later). You can tell he's a bum because he wears those bum gloves that have the fingers cut off. He was turned mute by a tramatic event when he was younger, something to do with his mother, I wasn't paying attention. This movie was only 82 mintues long, but it seemed way longer. Possibly due to the fact that it was boring. The basic plot is that everyone is after some microfilm. Why is it in every 70's movie someone is after microfilm? In the 90's it was the same way except the technology changed and it's a disc. One guy in the movie has one eye and an eye patch on the other eye. His patch doesn't even have a string to hold it on, it's just a black patch stuck over his eye. Turns out the guy has the microfilm. He peels off his eye patch and hands over the microfilm which was in his false eye. If you have to watch this movie just fast forward to the end and watch the fighting. The fighting is actually pretty bad, but much more watchable than the rest of the movie. Bruce uses cat style kung fu with lots of cheesy sounding cat sounds effects. That's why he is always drinking milk because he uses cat kung fu. It's pretty funny as Bruce crawls around on the ground on his hands and knees making these crazy cat noises. Oh yeah one of the actresses listed in the credits is named Supple Woo. Damn, I love that name, sounds like a porn actress or something.
"Reviewed" by Keith.