SHAOLIN SOCCER


Shaolin Soccer



Year: 2001
Starring: Stephen Chow, Lee Wai, Vicki Zhao Wei, Ng Man-Tat, Cecilia Cheung, Cheung Ming Ming, Law Kar-Ying, Karen Mok, Chan Kwok Kwan
Directed by: Stephen Chow, Lik-Chi Lee



Sing (Stephen Chow) is a Shaolin kung fu student who wants to bring Shaolin kung fu to the public, but doesn't know to do it. He meets Fung, a former soccer star, and they form a soccer team with Sing's kung fu brothers. The team uses their kung fu skills on the soccer field in the National Soccer Tournament.

SHAOLIN SOCCER is Stephen Chow's first film after taking a two-year break, and it doesn't disappoint. Not only did he star in it, but also wrote and directed it. It is entertaining, both comically and the soccer matches are fun to watch. There are lots of funny parts from everyone in the film, there's even a song and dance number. Sing meets Mui, a girl who uses tai chi to make sweet steamed buns. Sing, Mui, and the rest of the team aren't a glamorous bunch, which is funny in itself. Iron Head gets a yellow card in his first game for smoking. The soccer matches are fun to watch as the players use the kung fu skills like iron head, hooking leg, weight vest, and Chow's mighty steel leg. The end has the Shaolin Soccer team up against the Evil Team, cool name, as both teams show off their skills. There are plenty of CGI effects in the movie all used in the soccer scenes. They're used for bodies flying, ball effects, and effects used in the attacks, like shock waves, flames, etc. Sometimes they do look like CGI, but overall they look good. SHAOLIN SOCCER is a funny, entertaining movie. Don't think, just watch. And after sitting on Miramax's blood caked butchering shelf for almost two years, SHAOLIN SOCCER will finally be hitting US theaters in early August (in a highly edited version). Even white folks will like it apparently!


Now it is no secret that Stephen Chow is a fan of Bruce Lee. He starred in the Bruce Lee send-up FIST OF FURY 1991 (hey, how come we don't have a review of that?) and credits Bruce Lee as being his cinematic hero. Chow brings this fondness to his most recent project SHAOLIN SOCCER in the hilarious form of Empty Hands (Chan Kwok Kwan), the team goalie and wannabe stock broker. During the encounter with Karen Mok's team (dubbed "the most powerful team"), the goalie first appears as the likeness of Bruce Lee. Sporting a yellow jump suit with a black stripe a la GAME OF DEATH, he thumbs his nose, screams and does all the stances just like Bruce Lee. All the while protecting the goal! There is also a great bit at the end where the goalie is injured and taken off the field. While on the stretcher, he puts on the Lee sunglasses, it's classic! Chan really looks like Bruce and should be applauded for getting the moves down. Hands down, this character in SHAOLIN SOCCER is one of the funniest send-ups of Bruce Lee ever and definitely deserves a brief mention as a shining comedic spot of "Bruceploitation."

Reviewed mostly by William, and a little bit by Keith.



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