"Marc has been stalking me for years.  The risqué and lewd postcards sent from around the world sure do get my blood pumping. When Marc gets his own Broadway show, I plan on hocking the postcards on the street for extra cash. He was an obnoxious scene-stealer even at the tender age of 14.  And I have the pictures of him as the MacAfee son (in Bye Bye Birdie) to prove it! He's a pathological liar.  He not only told people we were cousins, but got everyone to believe him.  Quite a talker, that Kessler boy."