| Name:
Quinn "The Shirtless Man"
Hushion |
| Current
Residence: Mike and Sharon's lovely
home on "Strong Island" in New York |
| Hometown:
The rough and tumble ghettos of Massapequa
Park, NY |
| Occupation:
Hahahaha - good one |
| Astrological
Sign: Shockingly, Taurus |
| Hobbies:
When I'm not hitting up strip joints and brothels
with Marc, I usually can be found keepin' it
"gangsta", keepin' it "grimy",
keepin' it "gully", and most importantly
... keepin' it "real" |
| Special
Skills: Freestyling, Ruining board games
played at every single family function, Taking
down the "Shark Attack" with Case -n-
Marc, Whipping the sh*t out of Ryan Hushion in
basically all things imaginable |
| Celebrity
Look-Alike: Casey Hushion, lol and
Elijah "Master Frodo" Woods (horrible)
... However, I'm much more entertained by the
striking resemblance Ryan Hushion bears to Thom
Yorke of "Radiohead" fame |
| If
I were and animal, I would be a: Too
bad I already am an animal |
| If
this song is played at the reception, I will be
dancing: "When I Think About You I
Touch Myself" by the Divynls |
| Favorite
Drink:
Hook up a Jack -n- Coke and I'm cool |
| How
did you meet the Groom? Back in 1980, I
had the profound privilege of witnessing a young
Marc Kessler dancing up a storm on the New York
City sidewalks with the Manhattan Rhythm Kings ...
oh wait ... |
| How
long have you known the Groom? Big Marc
and I go way back |
| Have
you ever dated the Bride? Ahhh .. on and
off for a couple of years, but nothing significant
ever really materialized |
| Who
do you like better, Casey or Marc? Ummmmmm.............. |
| In
bridal party survivor, who would you vote off
first? I was going to vote Zihlman off,
however, I spotted Eddie Sugarman eating a piece
of beef jerky behind the Ogakore team tent ...
he's done- |
| Advice
for the bride for after she is married:
Purchase some sort of a weapon ... lol just
kidding ... As if this isn't going to be the
case anyway, but I would have to say just be happy
and enjoy. My sister is an incredibly
special lady and is the type of girl most guys
would dream about spending the rest of their days
with. You've hit the jackpot, my
friend. And quite frankly, so has she.
You two are so perfect for one another it's
ridiculous. Just live, love and have a
wonderful time enduring life's journeys
together. I know you will... :) |
