All of these words can be used to describe Jane Child and the car she drives. The story of how I came to meet this celebrity Citroniste follws the course of a teenager's dream sequence.
At 39 I can hardly be called a teenager, but my musical taste ranges from the classics to modern rock. One day I picked up an album by Jane Child. I bought it specifically for the song "I Don't Wanna Fall in Love", the hit single. As I looked over the album contents list I notices another song called "DS 21" with a marque of Double Chevrons next to it. I immediatly began jumping up and down in the store yelling "This girl has a DS 21!" Breaking speed limits I drove back to my shop, tore open the CD and popped it into the player. Out came Jane's voice "I get so excited, love I cannot unchain -- When we make contact, and you start to rise"... I was in Citromusical heaven. Here at long last some briliant artist had finally brought to music what all Citroen fanatics have felt for years! After playing this song over 15 times I went on to play the others on the album. I then knew I must meet this gifted artist and share this meeting with Citroenistes the world over.
I called Warner Bros. Records in New York and asked how I would go about getting in touch with Jane. The receptionist said "just write to her, care of Warner Bros., and we'll see that she gets it". I sat down and typed out a letter saying how excited I was to have heard the song and that I would greatly appreciate her granting me an interview. I posted the letter thinking that by the time it got through the chain of command at Warner I would have little chance of getting a reply.
However, about four weeks later, a letter appeared, in my box, hand addressed from
Los Angles. It was Jane's personal reply:
November 15, 1990
Mr.
Ralph Cudworth
Dear Mr Cudworth: Congratulations on being the first to understand what DS 21 is about and what the corresponding "clue" symbol stands for. I get asked constantly what it means and I've had some pretty wild interpretations (i.e. a religious fanatic was convinced DS stoon for "Darling Son" (as in Jesus Christ) and the 21 stood for the 21st century!) As long as I can remember, I've loved these cars. I saw them for the first time in Toronto, where I grew up, and have been obsessed by them ever since. They look like no other car in the world, and as you may or may not know individual style is a way of life for me. The first time I was in London I thought that I died and went to Heaven. There were Citroens everywhere. I got so excited just seeing them. They are so exquisite. I made up my mind that if I ever got enough money to buy a car, I had to have a Citroen, there could be no other. Upon signing my record deal with Warner Bros., I marched out and bought a 1972 DS 21 (my first and only car) and the love affair continues. I'd love to do an interview with your magazine. I do have professional pictures taken with my car that would work very well in your publication. My publicist, Victoria Rose will be in touch. Thank You for "getting it". Sincerely, Jane Child |
The interview was to take place at the West Hollywood apartment of Jane's publicist. I arrived early and was greeted by Victoria Rose. She and I spent some minutes getting acquainted. I was nice to finally meet the voice at the other end of the phone that had helped engineer this meeting. Then the knock came at the door announcing Jane's arrival.
Finally I would meet the person at the other end of the music! At this point I began to wonder which of the two personalities inside my head would appear next; the starry eyed teenage fan or the inquisitive journalist. Fortunatly the intensity of the moment caused the journalist to appear.
Jane greeted me dressed in a beautiful black antique dress complete with full length black gloves and a brimmed hat (also black) covering her legendary spiked hair. Dozens of small tightly woven braids coursed down her back and stopped within 12 inches of the floor. She was not as tall as she appears in her videos, but was even more strikingly beautiful. "You came all this way just to interview me?" she said. Our exchange began.
What
got you started with Citroens?
I
just loved them when I first saw them as I was growing up in Toronto. And
in fact the guy who the album was dedicated to, Victor Unsworth, was a
bass player in my first band and a very good friend of mine, was a Citroen
fanatic. He never had one, but he introduced me to them, and would point
them out to me. So that's how I first became aware of them, then every
time I'd spot one, I'd get a rush. WHen I went over to England for the
first time, (there's a lot more of them over there), all I knew whas that
they were Citroens. I didn't know what the model was that I liked. I would
try to stop drivers and ask them what the model number of their car was.
It was an obsession to the point where I would get so excited when I saw
one. They were the mose beautiful things that I had ever seen, I was so
into them! So I was in England, and a record company had flown me over
there to meet its chairman - this was spring of '87. I hadn't signed with
them yet, but they knew, because of what I had told their artist relations
people, that I loved these cars, so they were going to get me a Citroen
as part of the signing bonus incentive. Well, I ended up going with Warner
Brothers instead, and I bought the car on my own. That was the first thing
I did after signing my record deal. I used my advance to purchase as DS
21!
Where
did you find it?
I
bought my car through Jacques Laude at Challenger Motors in L.A.
Have
you done any restoration on it?
I
haven't done a lot because it was in pretty good shape when I got it. In
fact I planned to paint it black. I love black, my house is black, everything
is black. But the color of the car was this incredible blue, and as much
as I love black, I couldn't touch this color blue. It's unique.
Is
that the original paint?
I
believe it was originally black, and the first owner painted it blue. Jacques
told me the original owner was president of Citroen of America. I'm the
third owner. I bought it from a French guy who just loved the car.
What
do you like most about it?
Its
design, both physically and mechanically, it's so brilliantly engineered.
I've changed a tire on it before. You change the hydraulic position and
the car just kind of lifts up and says "okay, here." It's rediculously
easy. I can change a tire on this car. It's so easy. It's so logically
engineered, and it looks so incredible. People stop me all the time and
ask what kind of car it is. They'll wave. And I know I paid a lot less
for my car than they think I did.
What
prompted you to write the song "DS 21"?
My
manager's wife would be around the studio and she'd see me leaving, from
her vantage point she would watch me get in my car, I'd sit in my car,
and it would rise. SHe made a very sexual comment about that, and I though
"yeah, that's kind of interesting; I turn it on, and it rises". So that's
where I got the idea for the song. I wanted to immortalize the car. I am
thrilled that I was the first one to do it; it's an honor.
Have
you had any strange breakdowns or incidents?
Well
once I parked in back of the studio over on of those concrete stops, and
the car sank while I was in the studio. When I came out the car wouldn't
start, so I had to have it towed and it dragged over the concrete.
Has
the car ever stranded you anywhere?
No,
never. Actually, my manager was really reluctant for me to buy this car
because of the safety requirements, but this is my first and only car.
My friend has a Jaguar, and compared to the amount of maintenece he has
to do, I think I'm in pretty good shape.
Have
you given it a name?
Well,
actually it's kind of a joke. I have this word for babies: I call them
"Budgies". So it's the "Budge" car. But more often -- people think I'm
from another planet, so they call it my spaceship. It gets called the blue
spaceship a lot.
What's
the longest trip you ever took in it?
I
think doing Christmas shopping has put a lot of miles on it. I really haven't
done any business in it. Basically I drive it back and forth to the studio.
What
does your family think of your car?
They're
in love with it too.
Have
you driven any other models?
No,
but I'm dying to. I'd love to get a 2 CV.
You
should try an SM sometime.
I
nearly bought an SM. It was between my DS and an SM. Jacques told me it
was difficult to get parts for the SM. He steered me towards the DS. The
SM was black, too. I could have gone wither way. But he told me it would
be wiser to get the DS. SM wouldn't have made as good a song, anyway.
What
is the most common comment from people about your car?
They
wonder what kind of car it is. Nobody has ever seen anything like it and
they're intrigued. A lot of people think it's very expensive. They want
to know what year it is.
It
may interest you to know that I have sold several copies of your album
at my garage. Even people who aren't into rock music love "DS 21".
It's
amazing to me the number of people that haven't "got it". I specifically
put symbols, clues, in there. The Citroen logo, you know. People ask, "are
they seargent stripes?" I constantly get asked, "What does DS 21 mean?"
An interviewer from Rolling Stone asked me and I said, "well, I'll
give you a clue. The symbol is a registered trademark," and he still didn't
get it. Finally as he walked me to my car I pointed it out. But it's amazing
-- a lot of people think that it's about a keyboard.
Briefly
outline your musical career.
I
was classically trained. My parents are classical musicians. I started
hearing funk as the kind of music that I sort of gravitated towards, in
Florida actually because I spent my Christmasses as in kid in Ft. Lauderdale.
There really wasn't black radio in Canada, so that's where it started for
me, hearing it on the beach in Florida. Then when I was 15, I dropped out
of school and joined a band as a keyboard player. I realized then that
I wanted to sing, since I had been playing since I was 5. In order to sing
you have to have songs, so I started writing songs as a means to an end.
I found when I was performing my own songs live, just how unlike anything
else it was. Because I was able to communicate. It's like complete communication.
It's my words, my music, my performance. So songwriting became more important
to me than anything. I didn't get signed in Canada, however. I got picked
up by a production company who moved me to New York. There was some label
interest in L.A. so I was moved here. I lived here for a year, go signed
her, got my car, and here I am.
And
your video was shot?
The
"Don't Wanna Fall in Love" video was shot in New York because I wrote the
song there. It's a New York song for me. I insisted they shoot the video
there because that's what the video is about.
Do
you have any plans for putting your car in any future videos?
Well,
I've taken pictures of myself with the car and if "DS 21" becomes a hit
single I may. We thought about starting the video with me driving onto
a parking lot. Anybody who knows me associates me with the car. I think
we look alike.
What
has been the main musical influences in your life?
Everything
I've ever heard. Since I come from a classical background I was exposed
to the classics, Beethoven, Bach, Debussy, Messiaen, things that to a western
ear might seem a little dissonant. My father is a contemporary composer,
as well as my mother. After the ban on rock music was lifted from my house,
I was influenced by black music, Funk, Rock, Stevie Wonder, Led Zeppelin.
I also love Indian music, Eastern ethnic. I also love Country, Randy Travis,
K.D.Lang, Loretta Lynn. Anything with Soul.
You
were brought up on the piano then?
Yes.
Did
you also play organ?
Yes.
In fact I was playing in this rock band at 15 and we were making no money.
So I had this job at the Anglican church in my neighborhood filling in
for the organist, and it was really fun because I'd be coming off the road
with the band and I'd be changing in the van and going to church to play
the service. I also played the Harpsichord.
What
can you tell me about the next album [Presumably "Here Not There"]
It's
going to be better. I'm really looking forware to it. It's all written.
I feel that the first album was difficult because I had already demo'd
a lot of the songs. Only three of the songs on it had I cut for the first
time. So was just recreating a creation. You're just recreating something
that already exists to make it sonically better. But the passion when you
sing something you've written for the first time--you can't fake that.
All od these songs are new, so I'm really looking forward to that.
If
you were to do an album with another known artist, who would that be?
Well
I'm really not a collaborator. I've never collaborated with anyone. When
I write and what I write--even when I'm not in the studio--is really personal.
I feel kind of inhibited if somebody else is around. To write with somebody
is to expose myself and say, "this is what I'm trying to say, that's why
your line doesn't work here." But I guess hypothetically I would be thrilled
to work with Stevie Wonder.
What
word would you use to describe your personality style?
Individual!
What
about your musical style?
Individual!!
Do
you have any plans to go on tour?
Yes.
I'll be going on the road after this next album comes out.
Have
you had any offers to do commercials?
Actually
I have. But I really don't feel like I write songs to sell soda, (although
Citroens maybe). Who knows, I might need a sponsor, but I'd like to try
and do it on my own if I can. Because I feel it's special, an artist is
special to their audience, and when they suddenly become a product of a
huge corporation, they become impersonal. They just become so far removed.
In
your song "You're My Religion Now", was that commemorating a turning point
in your life?
No,
it was the way I've always felt about it. I think it's probably the most
personal song on the album. I never really got it, you know, and I've always
had my own feelings about God. I felt that the best I've communicated exactly
what I feel is in that song. I think religion is a very personal thing.
I believe that God is in all of us, and that you don't have to go to another
man to get a direct line to God. I don't think that the Pope has a direct
line particularly. I think all we have to do is call, and we'll be answered.
What
would you consider your first sign that you were doing the right career,
your first big break?
I
had written a song and signed with a publishing company and it got the
attention of Maurice White of the group Earth, Wind and Fire. He was going
to cut it. Nothing transpired, but that was an affirmation, it told me
that what I was doing was good. So I think that really was the first big
break, although it didn't lead to anything then, in my mind it was all
I needed.
What
are your interests besides music?
Citroens!
and antique clothes and antiques. I haunt junk stores. You should have
seen me yesterday. I had to buy 20 more antiques.
How
long did it take to get your hair that long?
Well,
that's kind of an age question. Let's just say it took a long time. I get
it rebraided once a month, and it takes three girls 14 hours to do it.
It's very painful, but once it's done I don't have to bother with it for
a month. The top part I wash and do every three or four days.
What
makes you happiest, saddest, and maddest?
I'm
happiest when I'm doing what I do best, which is making music. ANd It's
selfish, but when I think it's good, that's when I'm happiest. I'm secondly
happiest when other people respond to it. I mean I was happy when I wrote
"Don't Wanna Fall in Love", and I was doubly happy when people responded
to it and it went to the top of the charts.
Conversely
I'm saddest when I'm not working. When I'm doing things I don't think are
good.
What
make me angry is kind of unrealated. What angers me most is ignorance.
Ignorance that is uneducated and racist. It scares me because it's irrational,
and it doesn't seem balanced.
What
have you always wanted to do that you haven't done yet?
I'm
really looking forward to playing my songs with a band. Being able to really
put across the songs the best that they can be put across. Before I was
signed, I was playing bars and wasn't really able to do it right. This
time I'll be able to do it right. It's really exciting to me, the prospect
of these kids that write me letters actually being there and seeing my
concert.
I'll
be one of those kids!
Jane
Child is the Citroen of the music world - She is bold in her outward indivual
style and explicit in her expression of ideas and artistry. If you really
want to find out how Jane feels about her car, just buy her album. "That's
a good thing to say," says Jane as we closed our meeting.
Jane writes, produces and performes all the instruments on her album, except for the guitar parts. Lets all hope that for years to come Jane Child's Incredible Tunes Resound Over Every Nation.
Article provided by Mike Dwyrer, courtesy of Ralph Cudworth. THANKS GUYS!