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June 20, 2008
Hello, Porkers,

There's a New Testament parable about talents, which sums up like this:  use it or lose it.  When you have such a great group of RAGBRAI veterans, it would be downright wasteful not to put their talent and expertise to good use.  And so, here is the first of two installments entitled "Advice from our Veterans" for those who want and need it most, our first-timers.  Advice #1, below, contains tips we collected a while back.  In addition to our first-timers who will read this email for its usefulness to them, maybe you vets would like to read it over and see if you have anything to add.  If you do, please send to tammypav@aol.com by Tuesday, June 24th, and I'll compile a 2008 compendium to send out next week.  Thanks for putting your talent and experience out there for the newbies among us!  

By the way, we're getting a lot of questions about what clothes to pack for Iowa weather, how to prevent chafing and other "in-the-shorts" problems, how to train, especially for hilly Day Two of RAGBRAI, how many training miles is appropriate, whether to bring tools and which ones (which may be answered by our mechanics' email, coming soon).  We have a number of first-timers who haven't done much camping and could use a few pointers on appropriate equipment and staying organized while living out of duffels and fussing around in a dark tent.  In addition to what's below, maybe our vets could address these questions, or provide other useful advice on any topic-useful gadgetry, how much money to bring, anything you wish you'd known on your first RAGBRAI.  Thanks!

Except for a little punctuation, we haven't edited, so thanks for the nice remarks about Pork Belly included below.  After the first sixteen serious contributions, you'll find three entries from Steve, Steve, and Gary in, uh, well, a lighter vein.

RAGBRAI newbies, even after you've read this advice, please take time to read over our tips for first-timers at www.pkbelly.com for first timers and see what the folks at RAGBRAI recommend at ragbrai training have to offer you on training and safety tips.

And finally, our best advice to all RAGBRAI first-timers:  "If you're not having a good time, lower your standards."

Lots more to come in the--yikes!--short time remaining between now and the best week of the year.

Cheers!
Tammy and Pete
Pork Belly Ventures



From Tom:
A. Don't let anybody kid you: you have to train for this event, on a bike and in the elements. Even if your cardiovascular fitness is good, you will enjoy the experience so much more if you condition the posterior and associated moving parts to be tolerant of the abuse that comes with riding 6-8 hours per day. An occasional spinning class just doesn't cut it.

B. Prepare for anything, but bring as little as possible. For example, the evenings can be unbelievably hot but can also be chilly enough that long pants feel mighty good.

C. The airlines are getting really cranky about weight limits on luggage. To stay within 50 pounds, ship some clothing and other non-essential items along with your bike.

D. Ear plugs are necessary if you want to sleep at night. I think that the best are MAX, from HowardLeight. (They have a website: www.howardleight.com).

E. Have at least one conversation each day with a "native".

F. Support the church and charitable groups along the way and tell the folks in the towns that go all out how much you appreciate their efforts.

See you in July.


From Ron:
The mistake I made in my first Ragbrai was trying to keep up with riders that were more experienced and in better shape.  I was riding way above my comfort zone.  The first 50 miles went OK each day but the last 25 plus miles were pure hell.  It is natural to want to keep up with your friends but it's a better idea to ride within your ability.

Get enough training in and wear a heart monitor so you know at what level of intensity you are capable of riding, and for how long.


From Mark:
Heat - The first year I rode was very hot, over 100 degrees and humid several days. I drank lots of liquids and was OK while riding, but would develop a bad headache and mild nausea by evening. I think this might be a mild form of heatstroke and can be serious. Normal, sane people might suggest that this is a bad thing to be avoided, but several fellow RAGBRAI riders pointed me to ibuprofen (Advil or the like). If I take a single pill around noon on a hot day I am able to handle the heat without any problems. I believe that the symptoms are caused by brain swelling, just like with a hangover, and that the blood thinning properties of ibuprofen help prevent this. I am not a big advocate of pill taking and all medical advice should be looked at skeptically, but this works for me.

Saddle sores - On my first RAGBRAI, around day 3, I started getting chafed on my bottom. Once that happens, the rest of the week can be difficult. By the end of the week, despite lots of ointment, I had to ride the first mile standing up and slowly working my way back in the saddle again. Prevention is the key! Lube up!! Everyone has their own special recipe - Vaseline, A&D, Bag Balm (made in Vermont for cow udders, but great for humans), Butt'r (available at most bike shops and at RAGBRAI expo before they run out). The key is to use lots in all the key places right from day one. A side benefit is that it helps treat the leather on your saddle to be waterproof.


From Milo:
Souvenirs-Don't bring tee-shirts and jerseys (or other stuff) if you plan to buy them along the way.  Buy and wear the new Pork Bellies shirts.  Many pass thru towns sell fun shirts to wear.

Old clothes/underwear, socks, etc.  Clean your closet; if the stuff is not really bad, don't get rid of it, but wear and toss along the way.

Arm warmers-even some hot summer Iowa mornings are chilly. Buy some light-material arm warmers. These are easy to carry just in case OR cut the end off some cheap tube socks. These can be slipped on for warmth, then discarded later in the day.

Use plastic bags for organizing clean (and dirty) clothes and other stuff, so you don't have a big mess in the duffle bag.

Early to bed / early to rise!


From John:
Since portapots are often out of toilet paper, and that's the pot without a line, carry a little plastic bag of paper napkins or whatever in your pocket.  It will also come in handy for a roadside stop.  It beats corn leaves and stalks.


From Joe:
"Enjoy the Journey," shit will happen (the weather, bike problems, long lines, I won't even mention the kybos) but, everything will be ok.  Prepare for a great time.  It is a magical week and everyone at PBV will take care of you.  (15 year RAGBRAI and Pork Belly Veteran)


From Brenda, Joe's wife:
In the kybos, don't look down.


From Linda:
My piece of advice is to attach something to your suitcase/duffel that makes it easier to see when it's in the pile! We can never find our stupid suitcases!


From Chris:
Advice to newbies:  Use Chamois Butt'r liberally from day 1 of the ride.  Once you get a sore spot, it's too late!


From Terry:
1. Don't skimp on the training, get your miles in.
2. Do NOT change saddles, etc before the ride
3. Bring $40 for a massage from Greg, I guarantee you will be thankful.  Spend it Tues or Wed night. He is the only reason I finished my first year.
4. Pack Gold Bond, Butt Butter, Cortaid, etc.
5. Leave your modesty at home, it won't be needed.
6. Pack light, throw out half. Bring Aleeve(sp),take first thing in  the am.
7. While on the ride, Eat, Eat, Eat, do not fly thru too many towns, you  will BONK at 1:30-2:00 pm. Bob K. taught me how to finish nicely in  the afternoon.  (EAT)!!
8. Be nice to Tammy, she takes care of you.
9. Only believe half of what Rex says.  After 1:00 in the afternoon. He is ok in the mornings.

From Tim:
1.  Porta Potties never have toilet paper.
2. Get to the churches early.  Food does not last all night.
3. Bring a couple of dollars to the shower, most are pay and it is usually extra for a towel
4. If you want a hot shower leave early or you won't get one
5. Try the local food, it is usually better than the venders
6. Bring ear plugs
7. Iowa is not flat
8. You have not lived until you have had an Iowa Chop for breakfast
9. Try the Belgian Waffles when you see them
10. Ride your own ride, fast, slow, it is your day
11. If you are on the route late in the day, watch for the drunk bikers
12. Always thank the State Troopers when you pass

From Stan:
Plastic bags.  You want 'em.  Garbage sized bags to put your tent inside on a rainy morning (if you pack your tent inside your bag).  Medium sized ones for stinky laundry.  Little ones to put your camera in when you carry it on a rainy day.  100 other uses

Make your bag conspicuous.  It is great that you only have to find your bag amongst the relatively small pile of Pork Belly riders.  Nonetheless, 80%  of the bags are plain black.  At the end of a long day it sure would be nice to look across that big line of bags for the only bag that has a bright red and yellow stripe on it.  (Those are my colors.  Pick something else please!)

From Jeremy:
My advice to newbies:  bring ear plugs.  If the snoring doesn't get to you, the constant walking and talking past your tent can get old.


From Peter:
Chapstick with sunscreen in it--the wind and glare off the corn and many smoothies throughout the day are hell on the kisser!

2-gallon Ziploc bags - pack each day's shorts and t-shirts, throw in your shampoo and you're shower-ready.  Keeps clothes dry in case of rain, and doubles as dirty clothes bag.

Earplugs - if you are at all a light sleeper.

Practice changing a flat, I had five my first year. (But made many friends when people stopped to help me!)


From Bruce:
The best way to train is to sit on your bicycle seat for hours at a time.

The idea isn't how fast you can get to camp but how slow.   Ragbrai is all about the journey, not the destination. (I learned this the hard way on my first 1994 RAGBRAI.   Fed up with not getting a hot shower the day before because I arrived so late, I went all out and got to camp at 12:30pm.   I set up my tent but it was way too hot to get into and there was nothing to do since few people had arrived!)

Because of dehydration, always bring a water bottle into your tent at night.

For sound sleepers, a travel alarm isn't a bad idea

Best new camping gear for your camp-those small, battery-operated fans

Best hygine stuff to bring:   Vaseline & talc

Take the time each morning to pump up your tires

Lighten your pack by bringing 4 days of clothing and use PBV laundry service


From Frank:
One frustrating experience from my first and only RAGBRAI was the lack of usable light inside my tent.  I am not a camper.  I had a flashlight, but whenever two hands were needed (e.g., dressing/undressing,  packing/unpacking!) the light was less than useful and hard on my teeth!.

For my birthday this month my son gave me a light that straps around  the head.  It is small and light, yet has a bright enough  beam that for RAGBRAI will provide tons of light shining wherever my eyes  are pointing, even for reading.  My son claims it will also serve  as an emergency bike light.  It was bought at a sporting goods store  that sells camping equipment.


(Here begins the lighter section.)

From Steve #1:
Be prepared to "scream like a woman" (cold water) when taking a
bath/shower at the improvised wash station.

From Steve #2:
Some thoughts that I had yesterday.

Get an American Gothic print off of the Internet and tape it to your bathroom wall.  Put nice smiles on the couple in place of their dour looks.  Then during your morning constitutional for the next several weeks you can think about all of the fun you will have and the friendly Iowans you will meet on your ride across the state.

There is a secondary benefit to this as well.  Look around you and notice just how clean and fresh everything is and how comfortable you are in your nice little bathroom at home.  Remember this too because for one week you will not find anything close to looking or smelling like this.  If you'd like to create the effect, try not flushing for several days and remember to keep the door shut!

Don't pack too much.  You won't need most of the creature comforts that you are used to having at home.  Just remember that as bad as you believe that you smell, its always better than the feed lots or chicken ranches we ride by; you'll always be cleaner than a kybo at 7 in the morning (maybe not as popular); but you'll never look as beautiful as some of the tree framed farm vistas you will see!

Beginning around the 1st of July, push all of your favorite beer to the back of the fridge and pick up some Bud and Bud Light.  It will take several weeks for your system to adjust to this type of dietary supplement, but it will be well worth it!  You may be familiar with Montezuma's Revenge, but it's nothing like a massive Clydesdale Colon Collapse in the middle of Day 1!

And for all of you early risers that start before the official 6 AM RAGBRAI time (remember to reset your clocks to Central Daylight Time) why not try camping near the support trucks.  You will probably be getting up early the next morning and you will be grateful for the short trip!  Leave the shady perimeter areas for those of us who start on time and fill the day with adventures making the entire RAGBRAI experience one you will want to return to once again.  Shade is not what it is cracked up to be anyway.

PS if you do decide to get up before the crows, please use your "inside voice," as most tents are not properly equipped with sound proofing!

Find out from your family and friends if you are a snorer.  If you are please try to pitch your tent down wind from camp.  We definitely don't want everyone to have the chance to hear another sound of nature on this trip, and you probably fart too!

If you are a man, learn how to perform simple mechanical tasks on the road such as changing a tire. If you don't you will probably do a fair amount of walking to reach the nearest sag wagon.  If you are a woman, you needn't bother with this tip, as you will certainly attract ample able-bodied assistance to complete any task.

Memorize the rules of the road and practice them!

Stay away from cracks of all kinds during the week.

Never listen to anything that people from California have to say.


From Gary, in reply:
We Californians have always spoken highly of Steve. Certainly a compelling argument for following his advice, isn't it?


Tammy (Phillips) Pavich               Pete Phillips
712/328-0161                            712/328-6836
tammypav@aol.com                      petephillips@cox.net

               

 



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