The Rules of Katie
1. Katie is always right.
2. Nothing is ever Katie's fault.
3. Everything is Greg or Pat's fault.
4. Katie is cool. Hence, anyone that Katie deems cool is also cool.
5. All must ignore Rule of Annie #1 because it is utterly false.
6. No one may tickle the Katie.
7. The names aforementioned in Rule #3 are interchangeable with the name of any other
male that deserves blame (i.e. Phil, Tim, Matt).
8. Weirdness is goodness.
9. People previously deemed cool by Katie (such as Annie) shall not be tormented by evil
perpetrators (such as Greg) unless legitimately provoked.
10. Only Katie can decide if one is legitimately provoked.
11. No one may bite the Katie, however, it is perfectly acceptable for others to be bitten
by Katie.
12. Katie reserves the right to amend, add, or remove any of the Rules of Katie at any given
time without prior notice.
Last updated 1/15/03
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