Should try this out!

Updated on Rabu, 25/08/2004 by MarHazK

One evening recently, a mother entered
her daughter's bedroom to discover it empty. As
she looked around, she spied a letter over the
bed. With trembling hands and a terrible sense of
premonition, she read....

Dear Mom;
Please don't be mad, but I eloped with my new
boyfriend. I finally found real love and he is so
nice Mom, with all his piercings and tattoos and
his big Harley. Not only that, I'm pregnant and
Ahmed says we're going to be really happy in his
trailer in the woods. He wants to have lots more
children with me and you know that's one of my
dreams too. Also, he taught me that marijuana
doesn't hurt anyone and we're going to grow it
for us and his friends, who will pay us by giving
us all the cocaine and ecstasy we'll ever need
and we'll pray every day for scientists to find
the cure for AIDS so that Ahmed can get better.
He deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old
now and I know how to take care of myself. Some
day I'll visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith

After fainting, Mom came to and read the
rest of the letter....


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at
Janey's house. I just wanted to show you that
there are worse things in life than the report
card on my desk... love you!

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