My Quote Book
This is a collection of quotes that I like. I add more as I find cool quotes. I take no credit for anything written on this page. I assure you I can tell you where I found each and every one of these quotes. I don't post the sources to these quotes because I think making people guess is more fun.
Quote count: 73
Quotes That I Love
"Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!"
"The Greatest Thing, you'll ever learn
is just to love and be loved in return"
"Pastor Skip: You didn't know [your teenage daughter] was pregnant?
Lilian: I thought she was doing a little stress eating, I didn't want her to get a complex"
"You see, that is just like you Harry. You say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you Harry... I really hate you. I hate you."
"I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?"
"All the world's a stage, and the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts."
"No es la verdadera madre del Ternero"
"Somebody once asked 'could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place.' I said 'yep, what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change.'"
"I was a fool to believe . . .
A fool to believe. . .
It all ends today. . .
Yes, it all ends today.
Today's the day when dreaming ends"
"Someday,
do you think we could fall in love? How about this Suunday?
Is tomorrow soon enough? How about tonight, then?
Well I don't see how I'm going to last that long if we don't fall in love right now!"
Quotes Make Me Smile
"Undulating with desire, Reginald removes his red crimson cape."
"Jack: I’ll bet you anything you like that half an hour after they have met, they will be calling each other sister.
Algernon: Women only do that when they have called each other a lot of other things first."
"I don't know, you thought 'See you Saturday' was funny. "
"Mari Bel D 84 (9:27:38 pm): maybe I'll curl up in bed with a movie
SweetiPetiti84 (9:27:50 pm): Sounds good to meeeeee
Mari Bel D 84 (9:27:57 pm): *grins and nods*
Mari Bel D 84 (9:28:04 pm): what movie?
SweetiPetiti84 (9:28:07 pm): Wish I could
Mari Bel D 84 (9:28:10 pm): you choose
SweetiPetiti84 (9:28:26 pm): Bring it on
Mari Bel D 84 (9:28:32 pm): k
Mari Bel D 84 (9:28:40 pm): with or without director commentary?
SweetiPetiti84 (9:28:48 pm): It'll pump u up
SweetiPetiti84 (9:28:52 pm): WO
Mari Bel D 84 (9:29:10 pm): mmmm. . . I'm in a director commentary kick
Mari Bel D 84 (9:29:16 pm): I think Ill do with
SweetiPetiti84 (9:29:25 pm): So don't ask me!!! LOL
Mari Bel D 84 (9:29:45 pm): hey
Mari Bel D 84 (9:29:54 pm): you picked the movie
Mari Bel D 84 (9:29:56 pm): jackass
SweetiPetiti84 (9:29:58 pm): Straw
SweetiPetiti84 (9:30:10 pm): Skank!"
"Custard? good! Jam? GOOD!! Beef? GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!"
"There's no having of the Steve"
"But I've been home for fifteen minutes and everything you've asked me has been a question"
"I've been lamed with orange-peel once, and I know orange-peel will be my death at last. It will, sir: orange-peel will be my death, or I will be content to eat my own head, sir!"
"But I asked so much cuter than he did."
"Mae: What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops., my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?
Doris: You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?"
"You're an amazing dancer and a great choriographer. But as a boyfriend, you kind of suck."
"New Years Resolutions: I will. . . go to gym 3 times a week not merely to buy sandwich"
"sucks to your assmar!" . . .. I'm a bitch for liking this quote, I know
"Luke: I don't have
Me: what don't you have?
Luke: on my hand
Me: what don't you have on your hands?
Luke: I don't know"
"We don't have temperature readings from Mexico or Canada, but that doesn't mean they don't have temperature."
"I'll go down in history as the man who opened a door."
"Pie es su domine
Dona eis requiem"
"Excercizing gives you endorphines. Endorphines make you happy. Happy people don't kill their husbands. They just don't"
" 'Go on, then,' demanded Dominic smugly, leaning back and folding his arms. 'Spell 'immodestly'.'
'I-m-m-m... God, I've developed a stutter. Why am I doing this, remind me again.'
'Because I've got a theory and you're proving it.'
'What theory?' Orlando looked confused, his eyes taking on the squint of the heavy duty drunk.
'That if you're drunk you can't spell 'immobilised'.'
'Mate, I can't spell it when I'm sober, so what chance you think I've got now I really don't know.' He paused. 'You didn't say that word the first time around, you said imm-something else entirely.'
'Bollocks. You're drunk.' "
"Strongbad: Hey Kids, Can you say, A The Cheat?
Kids: Christopher Columbus!"
"Luc: Bob
Kate: bub?
Luc: Bob, like Bob Dillon
Kate: oh Bob!
Luc: mmm BAAAAAB"
"You're never gonna be Jello!"
"I'm as corney as kansas in august
i'm as normal as blueberry pie"
"If you want to see my penis, you'll have to fly to Britain,"
"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-"
"I don't know, it's a mistery"
"I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!!"
"Maybe you're on you're knees but you've got him by the balls."
"If you don't ask her now you'll be kicking yourself when you're 80 which is hard to do and that's how you break a hip"
"OW! MY MOST ME!!"
Food For Thought
"Lillian: It's hard to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door he opens a window
Mary: Yea, it's so we have something to jump out of."
"To whom should I complain? Did I tell this,
who would believe me? O perilous mouths,
That bear in them one and the self-same tongue,
Either condemnation or approof;
Bidding the law make court'sy to their will;"
"'I think you looked better before, hun'
Now I feel empty and bewildered - as if a rug has been pulled out from under my feet. Eighteen years - wasted. Eighteen years of buying long shirts and sweaters and leaving the room backwards in intimate situations to hide my bottom. Millions of cheese cakes and tirimisus, tens of millions of Emmenthal slices left uneaten. Eighteen yeas of struggle, sacrifice and endeaver - for what? Eighteen years and the result is 'tired and flat.' I feel like a scientist who discovered that his life's work has been a mistake."
-and THIS is why I make a point of refusing to diet and worry about my weight. You can excercise and repress yourself till you're blue in the face and you'll never be happy, so why bother.
"They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!' "
"Every child loses something their whole life can't forfill"
"You don't have to be someone to the world, just be the world to someone."
"It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it? Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?"
"There are far worse things that death" Too true!!!
"I wonder whether you can tell me why it is that people always try so hard to hide their real feelings? How is it that I always behave quite differently from what I should in other people's company?
"Why do we trust eachother so little? I know there must be a reason, but still I sometimes think its horrible that you find you can never really confide in people, eaven thouse who are nearest to you."
"Iva: What a prick
Jody: He was perfectly nice about it
Iva: Yea but being nice while saying something pricky is even prickier"
"It's what you wear from ear to ear
And not from head to toe
that matters"
"The world is full of zanies and fools
Who don't believe in sensible rules,
And don't believe what sensible people say.
But because these daft and dewy-eyed dopes
Keep building up impossible hopes
IMPOSSIBLE
things are happening every day!"
"Just remember in the winter
far beneath the bitter snows
Lies the seed
that with the sun's love
In the spring
Becomes the rose."
"Be who you are.
Those that mind don't matter
and those that matter don't mind"
"Some philosphies are simple:
'man does not live by bread alone.'
Some philosophies are clear:
'leave you message at the sound of the tone?'"
"sticks and stones may break my bones,
but names will [REALLY] hurt me"
"Is it always, 'or'?
Is it never, 'and'? . . .
Just remembering you've had an, 'and'
When you're back to, 'or'
Makes the 'or' mean more
Than it did before"
"Other people are the mirror we see ourselves in"
"Little Red Riding Hood: This is terrible. We just watched three people die!
Witch (bitter): Oh since when are you so sqeamish. How many wolves have you careved up?
Little Red Riding Hood: A wolf's not the same.
Witch: Ask a wolf's mother."
"Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?"
"Oh what fools these mortals be"
"Nothing comes from nothing
Nothing ever should"
"Do not put your faith in a cape and a hood.
They will not protect you the way that they should.
Take extra care with strangers,
Even flowers have their dangers
And though scary is exciting,
Nice is different from good"
For When People Suck
"The tears I might have shed for your dark fate
Grow cold and turn to tears of hate!"
"Is there a line that I could write,
Sad enough to make you cry?
All the lines you wrote to me were lies.
Did you love me only in my head?
Things you said and did to me
Seemed to come so easily
The love I thought I'd won you give for free"
"Being used to trouble I anticipate it
But all the same I hate it,
wouldn't you?. . .
. . .Time and time again I've said that I don't care,
That I'm immune to gloom,
That I'm hard through and through
But every time it matters all my words desert me
So anyone can hurt me,
And they do"
"Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else"
"And even without clucking like a hen
Everyone gets noticed now and then
Unless of course that person it should be
Is invisible, inconsequential me"
"You're so nice.
You're not good, you're not bad,
You're just nice.
I'm not good, I'm not nice,
I'm just right.
I'm the witch.
You're the world."
"Hermia: I Frown upon him, yet he loves me still
Helena: O, that your frowns would teach my smiles such skill!
Hermia: I give him curses, yet he gives me love
Helena: O, that my prayers could such affections move!
Hermia: The more I hate, the more he follows me
Helena: The more I love, the more he hateth me
Hermia: His folly, Helena, is no fault of mine
Helena: None but your beauty. Would that fault were mine!"
"So tell me who makes the rules?
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Wanna belong to the world today
Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die"
"You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it.
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away.
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending"
"Oh these little rejections how they add up quickly
One small sideways look and I feel so ungood
How these little abandonments seem to sting so easily
I'm 13 again, am I 13 for good?
Oh these little projections how they keep springing from me
I jump my ship as I take it personally"