KIRSTEN'S COOLEST CANDESCENT* COUPLES CONTEST
*candescent - glowing or dazzling as if from a great heat (i read the c section of the dictionary)
sorry this hasn't been exactly up to date cause i'm lazy and no gaurantees it is now, i'm kinda slow with gossip and stuff and sick of messing with it. I don't even know who the heck is going out and frankly i don't care.
THE BEST COUPLES CONTEST CONTESTANTS IN THE ORDER THEY ARE NOW
(if u are a couple and are not on this list, please inform me and i will put u on it)
THE BIG #1!!!
me and my Taiwanese Boyfriend 111
The Close Runner UP!
"Joius" and "Spaniel" with a wopping 107!!!
#3 "Smellen" and "Palex" 102
#4 "Steeny" and "Snot" 90
#5 "Bear" and "Mason" 81
(sorry about the nickname but it's funny.)
#6 Marilyn and "Mason #2" infinity
(therefore we are both losing and winning)
(by the by, its Marilyn whose adding this, Kirst refuses to acknowledge that our "coupling" exists)
ok points are final as of now. Nothing u can do will change ur status, and i mean nothing... except meeting the criteria described below...
here is the SCORING SYSTEM:
out of 20 points for being liked by me
out of 20 points for being cute
out of 20 points for being nice to me
out of 25 points for acknowledging my presence
out of 30 points for not being gross
out of 20 points for length of relationship
this is where, I, Marilyn, would like to point out that i should so get about 24 bonus points in the length of relationship category. E-mail kirst to tell her so.
Marilyn get a grip, u already did get major points for length of relationship. Stop being a sore loser, wait ur not even losing, freak!
1st the worst second the best! Not that Berry and Sal are the worst...o u know what i mean.
I have a very good grip I might add, just ask Ray/The devil. Last seen wandering around with Tom Walker. When are we going to do that by the way?? So back to my point. 20 Pts is not enough as I bet that Coy and Spaniel got almost that many. I'm just saying I should get a bonus. I didn't waste a year and a half for 2nd place. Thans a joke by the way. We are a very loving couple and should get points for that too.
ok marilyn i gave u 10 more points, u r still in 2nd place, aren't u excited. less excited than you'd think, how bout 14 more?? i'll buy you jack in the box! They don't have gift certificates, i found this out on your b-day, or i'd get you one of those too. dood, i totally deserve it, besides berry and pal didn't even speak today. No that frank and i aren't much better. but we did have a breif exchange with out any swearing at all! woah. so, in conclusion, i want more points because i'm cool like that.
well lucky for u u are now automatically in 1st place but that could change if i don't like u anymore. Stop being a poo! U should buy me jack in the box cause ur in first though!
you got demoted cause i wanted to be in first, sorry, maybe when i win the man shoes single competition u will regain ur glory.
earth to kirst, i'm not a couple, unless you count my foot fungus.