ADVICE FOR YOU!!!

Welcome to Miss Marilyn's Advice Column

Hi my name is Marilyn and I hope you'll send me letters like the people featured in my column.  You can send them to me at marilyn@marilynandkirsten.zzn.com and I'll read them and post the answers that I have for you and soon as possible.  be sure to include the fake name you would like when you e-mail me!!!!!

Featured Dilemma:

Well its summer, so not many people seem to have dilemmas, but I seem to be pretty cool none the less.

Dear Miss Marilyn,     Its finally summer.  This makes me happy, and so I have no problems.  I just wanted to say that you are totally the coolest person ever.  And, uh, you kick Dear Abby's butt all the way to September.  I'll get back to you then, cause then it won't be summer anymore, and i might need some help.  Thanks a bunch for being cool. Your cool buddy, Summer Rocks

You could trying forcing your buddies to have a weekly bonfire at a local beach or park.  These turn out to be quite fun, especially when people bring lots of food.  You could also get a job at a local restaurant or grocery store.  Just ask the manage of the store for an application and voila! you might get something to fill the long idle hours with.  I hope this helps make your summer lots of fun! Have a good one, Miss Marilyn

Dear Summer,     I have to agree with you there.  It is summer, and that is pretty cool.  Well, thats all I can think of to reply to that, so have a great super awesome summer, doing whatever you happen to do, and keep the ream of one day graduating from high school alive! We are both so cool, Miss Marilyn

Deer Mizz Marylin,    u r supper kool, so now i have tyme to tell to u.  keep it on the DL thou, cause u no how my home girl get.s  word out. dood

Dear I agree with you that I am cool, but other than that can make little sense of the thoughts you attempted to convey to me.  You even spelled my name wrong.  Come on "dood" and pull yourself together.  It may be summer but thats no excuse for bad grammatical skills.  Try again later, and if you make more sense, I can help you out. Yours in Insanity, Miss Marilyn

Dear Miss Marilyn,    I am bored.  Summer is great, but theres nothing to do.  What should I do? I am bored but cool, King of the Boredom

Dear King,     Theres not much to do in a sad little city such as the one we live in, but i do have a few tidbits of advice.

If you have any questions for me, just e-mail me at marilyn@marilynandkirsten.zzn.com or any of the other numerous addresses you can find on this site.  Please please please send in stuff because so far I haven't gotten anything and am feeling my lovely advice is going unloved and unnoticed.  Thanx for your help in boosting my self esteem.