9-28-03
MARILYN: 10:01pm. nothing ever happens. i'm bored. i just watched like 3 hours of TV. god i'm lame. i'm tired of this. i wanna go to bed. maybe i will. i have writers block. everything is lame...
KIRSTEN: 12:29 PM. I've been detained lately. I'll just say about this week since marilyn's kinda been writing. So Joius and I played in our tennis match and now parco says we have a guaranteed spot. Maybe that's because i saved his life (he was poking a black widow, no joke)and we brought him a half eaten cake and tried to bribe him with a balloon. So ya marilyn participated in the cake run. We had the guy write "happy tennis day" on the cake. Did u know that's free at vons, where mar used to work, but at a different one, and she just left. We went to this awesome private beach club yesterday which would've been awesome for a murder mystery, like clue, not clueless. So that was pretty and steeny cried, we wrote happy birthday in the sand and yelled surprise. I drove 4 people up there. Dingus and sniz and i took the ACT with a lot of other class mates. My door was wide open in the parking lot but nothing was taken and i think someone put 31 dollars in my wallet. The check engine light went on and i was almost out of gas like an hour from home and any establishments, but we made it. Drove rinzey back to my place, we took the coast for a long time and it was really pretty but there was like a robbery or some police deal we went by. It was a really cool day, but now i'm sick and tired and my mom's trying to blackmail me into going to school tomorrow. She says i can't go to 12@7 or tennis match if i stay home. O ya, saw cool texas murder movie last week too, gnarly sceamed cause this dumb kid put a mask in front of her when she was freaked out. Its cold, dad says i can't handle the midwest. poopoo. next weekend i'll be gone, and the 4 day one after that. bye.
9-21-03
MARILYN: 4:37pm. i think i'm going to start my homework soon. fuck me. anyways, blast off wasn't that fun, thou i did get dressed up funny with babs. i mean, get dressed up like we were from the 80s, not funny at all. other than that nothing ever happens. so i'm gonna go fake something. later.
9-16-03
MARILYN: 7:20pm. nothing ever happens. i don't know why we do this. sorry fans, i'm not bashing the fact that you all have no lives (which you must admit is true) i just think that since we never write anything useful or relevent, you would have gotten a better hobby by now. who is going to say on their college apps that they have loyally read the publications produced by Marilyn and Kirsten Enterprises, Inc. since its induction in the summer of 2002. wow, long time, longer name! ok, i'm done cause i have a test and stat hw and something else i'm forgetting about.
9-15-03 KIRST'S BIRTHDAY!!!
MARILYN: 6:37pm. I was in Portland for a few days, visiting colleges and one of my cousins got married. hes 35, so its not like a scandel or anything like most get togethers from that side (or the other for that matter) of the family. i really liked portland. since i got back, i've had a pretty lame day, so i'm gonna stop now so i don't accidentally tell you people something about myself. besides that i hate working out, more than anything. I HATE IT!! winter formal is already being dicussed, god we're planning ahead, and so far it seems like it'll be pretty awesome. ok, now i'm stopping...
9-8-03
MARILYN: 11:51pm. shitty day. shitty life. shitty shitty shitty. anything else? not really.. oh wait, i bruised my backhand-hand in tennis, so now i will be cut from the team and have to do sailing for credit, which means i will not get into college, which will ruin my life forever. woo!
9-6-03
MARILYN: 12:04am. i just got home. babs, sancho and i watched a bunch of movies, though none of the ones we set out to watch. still haven't seen the breakfast club or animal house. i feel as thoughmy life is incomplete. also, we did see adaptation, which was a bomb movie. i'm rethinking journalism, becuase of that whole passionless thing that lead to a life of drugs, sex, and orchids. anyways, tomorrow i get to do homework and go to work. it'll be a great day!! and blah. thats all that never happens...
9-5-03
MARILYN: 5:36pm. we're back from retreat. i'm in a shitty mood right now. my mother is being a bitch. one of my bro's friends got shot 10 times by his father outside a food co-op in OB. so yeah.
9-1-03
MARILYN: 10:24pm. well, theres still shit from june on this page, but i'm too lazy to move it so deal. today was good. i woke up on erins chair after a long hard night of having a tummy ache. then i did my stat and precalc homeworks. cause i'm cool like that. i meant to read the sci and relig chapter, but my day got busy after that. i still have to write an english paper for wednesday. its about how a work of art (any form) changed me in some way. i'm like uh, the monet exhibit made me realize that dude really was blind, but he didn't let that stop him. hmm, actually thats not a bad topic. no one else do that, ok? good. so today some one quit vons. this really nice girl named jena who worked in the deli. che was a cancer like me, and we often bonded talking about the retardedness of working at vons. i got a new alarm clock. its round and orange and makes funny noises. i also got a surge protector for my new compy. woo woo. and the best part of my night, because the day was way to bomb to even compete with the best night at vons. i think i'm gonna be on real world (place we live) cause they are staying right around the corner from vons so there were people filming me push carts. looks like it'll be a fun one guys... and i think my car was on it too, while these two chicks were like bitching at eachother and going at it!! i'm so excited!! and its only the first week. this one is gonna be on some time around january. so tune in and you'll see me on MTV!!! woo!! ok, i gotta bathe so no one complains about the odor tomorrow...
KIRSTEN: 9:30 PM. Ya school started, all my classes are awesome except, u guessed it, new testes. But its surrounded by free periods, which i can actually use starting tomorrow. Senior priviliges are cool, although i have issues with being spoiled (i know funny) and its a little freaky. The rec room's a little scary cause everyone and their music is in one room and we don't agree on anything, except couches. A lot of our hard decorating work was killed by the parents. Washed my car for 4 hours today, that's how bad it was. It has new lugnuts thanx to my vicious dad. My gramma's anti-hispanic and my grampa's anti-women, and my parents are anti-republican, and i'm anti-politics, makes dinner discussion a little spicy. Like royal thai and my flamer chicken. Sancho came and peeled out in the minivan., in front of dick slicker no less. So i spent all my money in 2 days. the prep life, and i don't even do drugs. marilyn works all the time and babs and i have resorted to talking to inanimate objects in her absence. You should download walking in memphis, any version. My favorite is the lonestar country version but there are several other versions for less sophisticated tastes. retreat!! woohoo. I better write aburkromby on more shirts or i'll have nothing to pack. my brother's too hard core at tennis for me. i quit and walked home and left it to my dad. tennis isn't supposed to involve exercise!! ok anyway i almost passed out in my second exercise class with my mom this morning. Seriously, we were lifting waits and all of a sudden i ran out of oxygen. i need to do more richard simmons to keep me in shape, babs and i barely made it through "sweatin to the oldies" and then walked to get greek food. We ARE hardcore. I'm like 17/18 of the way to freedom. I can deffinitely taste it and this life ain't bad when ur about to leave it. byebye.