The Man Shoes Catergory:
1) This young man recently did a swan dive back into the dating pool after going steady for quite some time. His recent singlehood hasn't gotten him too down however, because now he beating kirsten in the Man Shoes Category. This is, of course the one and only SANCHO DITCHWEED!!! (Far too sexy a name to post on this PG rated website)
2) A lovely person who spends their free time bragging about their old shoes (three years and counting) and has been single their entire life... IS KIRSTEN LYNN HENDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (name changed to protect the sexy)
3) Well, this young lady is a more recent convert to the single life style (like as of january) and thinks it sucks that this is her contest and shes losing to Kirsten, this girl is MARILYN CASSEROLE!! (name change, too sexy)
(SIDENOTE: Marilyn isn't really in the competition any more, but is too lazy to change the results much.)
The High Heels Category
1) A stunningly single person ever since she broke up with her boyfriend (going after a younger man, that gets you lots of points!) of 1 and a half year, this chica is sooo hot, BABS ERILYN, come on down!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sexy name, you know the deal)
2) This AP chem afficianado claims she lives near Kirsten. WE're not so sure, but we're willing to give it to her anyways!! go RINZY MAY!!!!!!!!! (sexy sexy name change)
3) This girl from the other section of AP chem spends her free time shackin it up with the other water polo players. Gee wiz. This hot shot is none other than CARTWHEELS!!!!!!!!!!!! (just too sexy a name for one person!)
4) This hot thang has got a sense of humor, and a nice ass to go with it! her free time (hahaha) is spent in the pool, soakin up the chlorine. this ones for you baby, LIZARD PENNYLOAFER!!!!!!!!
5)ok being the organizational mastermind i am, i've lost all the entree forms i've gotten so far, which was like none anyways. all these are guesses, like from what i remember (HAHAHA) so if i left you out or whatever i'm sorry, just tell me. also, if your profile seems a bit too, well, SEXY let me know and i'll change it for your poor catholic mother. later...
6) Also, this was a little rigged, can ya tell? anyhoot, i've decided top 50 in each category get prizes, so come collect dude! uh, there was something else too. but i forgot. well, i'll come back.....
If you would like to contact these stunning examples of singlehood, please e-mail Marilyn @ marilyn@marilynandkirsten.zzn.com and she'll hook you up with the singles permission. Have a good day.