Hitchin' A Ride

hey mister, where you heading?

are you in a hurry? i need a lift to happy hour

say oh no

do you brake for distilled spirits?

i need a brake as well

the well that inebriates the guilt. 1,2. 1,2,3,4

cold turkey's getting stale tonight. i'm eating crow

fermented salmonella poison oak no

there's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now i'm dehydrating

my tongue is swelling up as say 1,2. 1,2,3,4

troubled times, you know i can not lie

i'm off the wagon and i'm hitchin' a ride

there's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now i'm dehydrating

my tongue is swelling up

i say SHIT !