King For A Day

started at the age of 4

my mother went to the grocery store

went sneaking through her bedroom door

to find something in a size 4

sugar and spice and everything nice

wasn't made for only girls

gi joe in panty hose is making room

for the one and only

king for a day, princess by dawn

king for a day in a leather thong

king for a day, princess by dawn

just wait till all the guys get a load of me

my daddy threw me in therapy

he thinks i'm not a real man

who put the drag in the drag queen

don't knock it until you tried it