11 BIBLICAL ONE-LINERS
1. Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless
2. Q. What do they call pastors
in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
3. Q. Who was the greatest
financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock
while everyone else was in
liquidation.
4. Q. What was the greatest
female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went
down to the bank of the Nile and
drew out a little
prophet.
5. Q. What kind of motor
vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out
of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout
the land. Honda,
because the apostles were all in one
Accord.
6. Q. Who was the greatest
comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house
down.
7. Q. What excuse did Adam give
to his children as to why he no
longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house
and home.
8. Q. Which servant of God was
the most flagrant lawbreaker in the
Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
9. Q. Which area of Palestine
was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The
banks were always overflowing.
10. Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a
very deep sleep.
11. Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.