October 19, 1999

Midnight

a.k.a. "Backwoods Massacre"

1981, Distributed by Vidmark

"Starring": Melanie Verlin as Nancy, John Amplas as Abraham, and David Marchick as Cyrus

J-Rock's Review:
NOT A FUCKING SKULL!!!
THIS MOVIE SUCKS MORE THAN BLOODSTALKERS!!!

Another in the genre of slow boring movies set in the woods where nothing interesting happens. This movie sucks. The movie is about some Satanists or something, and on midnight of some day they have to sacrifice someone, I think. There's basically a bunch of bad-edit killings, where you never see the knife cutting the person, just a quick cut to their neck covered in blood.

Don't be fooled by the hot girl drawn on the box, this movie is shit. The worst scene is the very end, where the main character burns one of the Satanists, but since they couldn't afford to have a stuntman do a burn effect, they just show a big fire. I guess the guy was incinerated instantly. Avoid this movie like a Poughkeepsie crackwhore.

Surprisingly, it's listed on the Internet Movie Database: Midnight




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