November 22, 1999
Slasher
Ok, here's what happened: Rob-Dogg and I rented this movie called "Slasher" from Arty's Store of Ripoffs and Lies. We put it in the VCR, and guess what, fans? IT WAS FUCKING BLOOD CULT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??
I don't know what the fuck is going on with Arty's damn store, but it's damn shady. So basically we brought it back and they gave us a free rental. With that free one, we saw....
Rest in Pieces
This movie's actual title is "Descanse en Piezas", which is Spanish for Rest in Pieces. Duh.
1987, some crappy Spanish company
Starring: Scott Thompson Baker, Lorin Jean Vail, Dorothy Malone, and Jack Taylor
J-Rock's Review:
"Huh?" of 5 skulls
This movie is the dumbest piece of crap I've ever seen. It's not as bad as something like Demonsoul, but it just makes no sense!
It's about a husband and wife who move into her dead aunt's house to find the inheritance, but then some weird strangers show up and move in. They kill some people, and the husband, and try to kill the wife. Then the movie ends on a plane. Huh?
There are a couple of nice scenes of nudity, but the rest of the flick is fast-forward fodder.
If you're really bored and want more information from the
Internet Movie Database:
Descanse en piezas
a.k.a. Rest in Pieces
