November 28, 2001
The Slumber Party Massacre
1982
Directed by Amy Holden Jones
Starring: Michelle Michaels, Robin Stille and Michael Villella
J-Rock's Review:
of 5 skulls!
This movie is pretty good for a cheesy 80s slasher - actually, driller - flick. It's exactly what you'd expect it to be, but it does so without the irony and bullshit of today's horror crapfests; like Stupid Urban Legends and I Know You Were Looking at Jennifer Love Hewitt's Breasts Last Summer.
The greatest thing about this movie that is severely lacking in today's shit horror movies is the BOOBIES!! This movie is full of 'em! Not on the scale of Porky's, but let me put it this way -- every hot chick in the movie shows her hooters. Man, it doesn't get any better than that...I guess today's movie producers have forgotten that
boobies = ticket sales
This movie is truly a classic. There's no stupid backstory to the killer and why he hates these girls -- he wasn't some jilted high school boyfriend -- he just kills them because he's a psycho! What, is that politically incorrect nowadays??
Anyway, definitely check this one out if you can find it -- the first flick in the series is hard to hunt down. There are 3 sequels -- I've seen Part 2, but I'll rent it again and review it for all of you!
