Why Did Samara Cross the road? 

To get away from the Ring Moderaters!

Why Did Samara Cross the Road? 

Because some one was Interferon with her good time!

Why Did Samara Cross the Road?

Because Acuity wanted to play 20 questions to make
sure she was really who she said she was!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stop!
Stop who?
Stop Interferon with my good time!
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Why did the moderator close the topic?

Because they were mad that they didn't think of that 
Idea first! 

Why Did the Moderator close the topic?

Because they have too much time on their hands!
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How many Moderators does it take to screw in a 
light bulb?

Three, One to do it, one to Turn it off, and one to ban
Him from screwing in any light bulb ever again! 

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