QUOTES I WANT TO REMEMBER! "Maybe they should make it Dances With Squirrels, you know where the squirrels go all psycho and attack your face!" - Garth "If I have one more cup of coffee I'LL jump to warp!"-Janeway "Making the Jack Sauce that' s not right! Sooner or later you're gonna put an eye out!" -Kevin Meany "I love Enemas and I love Animals, and I love giving Enemas to the Animals!" -David Duchovny "I haven't punched anyone out yet so I would say that's a good sign." -Gillian Anderson "No I didn't get his name I was to busy getting my ass licked, I mean kicked! He kicked my ass he didn't lick it…okay maybe a little." -Mulder "Here are your files Agent Mulder, or should I say…X-FILES?" -Mulder's Temporary Assistant "All though you have to admit, those dolphins are pretty tasty." -Mulder (Rob Petrie) "Oh I didn't know you were watching, I was just giving him a massage and that's when his head was accidentally smashed into the mail box…" -The monster from Arcadia "Forget Tribal Council…My pants have spoken!" -Some one from Survivor "Here comes the WAMBULANCE…WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" -Ray-Ray "If, Ifs and Buts were Candy and Nuts…we'd all have one hell of a party!"-Homer Simpson "Why do we have to go out? We always end up back here anyway!" -Homer Simpson "Help Help My husband is on a murderous rampage over!" "Well I'm sure glad that's over!" - Chief Wiggum "It's okay to call Hooters 'Knockers' and sometimes 'Snack Trays'"- Al Bundy "My favorite intervention is the microwave!" BJ Cummings "MMMMM Logan Berry!" -Homer Simpson "Is your hair on purpose?" -Some one from Absolutely Fabulous "Once you go black you never go back, once you go white…well you just don't feel so good any more…" -Comedian Guy "I'm not Gay but if my girlfriend came home and said that she had sex with Tom Cruise I would be like DETAILS!" -Another comedian guy "Oh Hello Worf…eat any good books lately?" -Q "I guess we all learned a lesson…Macro Head…with a Micro Brain!"-Q "Mother do you know what always follows Q?" "R?" "MOTHER! Trouble always follows Q!" "Or should I have said U? I mean…that's what usually happens…"-Lwaxana Troi "The Secret to life is a nectarine?" -Lwaxana "If Captain Planet can fly dumpsters to the sun, and stop trains with his hands…then how come he is totally debilitated if someone blows a puff of smoke on him?" -Steven "If I could just say a few words…I'd be a better public speaker!"-Homer "Oh don't worry, there's no sugar in pixie sticks." -Bart "God if Chakotay wore leather pants then I would be ALL OVER HIM!"-Kate Mulgrew