1. Shannon (2): "My stomach has a head ache".
2. Dad: "Jason, eat your Teryaki." Jason (3): " I don't want to eat pteradactyl."
3. Brian (3): "Dad, get me a gift". Dad: "Christmas is for giving" Brian: "I want to give a gift to me."
4. Brian (4): Watching the Baroness in Sound of Music say goodbye "Does she turn into a witch now?"
5. Jason (2): Watching video from an airplane on TV..."Look, the TV's landing".
6. Brian (4) to Aunt Su: "My Dad's a sissy. He's not a workman."
7. Jason (3): "Lightening is nice and thunder is bad. Lightening protects us from the thunder."
8. Shannon (2): "I have two boy sisters"
9. Shannon (4): "Bugs like to bite me because I have Candy blood".
10. Brian (5) to Charlene on Mothers' Day..."What would you be called if you had a 100 kids and no husband?"
11. Lauren (3) in car: "I have to pee" Char: "Just hold it." Lauren:"I can't I'm holding my Pokemon cards."
